One more thing, a couple of weeks ago I started giving fake lie detector tests to kids.
还有一件事，几个星期前，我对孩子们进行了虚假测谎仪测验#eB+zjl33,g1HZF。
Guillermo and I... Guillermo is dressed as the Truth Fairy as we called you.
我和吉尔摩……吉尔摩打扮成我们所谓的“实话仙女”!zUMea&F.1e。
Umm, we brought some kids in and we hooked them up to a Polygraph machine,
嗯，我们请来了几个孩子，把他们连到测谎仪上，
people seem to like it, so we did it again and this is a young man named: Ethan.
人们好像挺喜欢的，因此，我们又做了个测验，这次是位名叫伊森的小盆友(s)#PEPuByY7+^icd。
Ethan's parents gave me some information about him in advance and I used that information
伊森的父母事先给我提供了一些他的资料，我利用这一资料
to extract the, ah, truth — even a little more than the truth from Ethan, enjoy.
来套出真相——甚至从伊森那里获得了更多的真相，敬请欣赏!1;E6,MLjMuS;~-。
I'm gonna ask you some questions and all you have to do is tell me the absolute truth. Okay? OK.
我要问你一些问题，你要做的就是告诉我大实话，好吗？好的bS,@sSvLm)。
Are you capable of doing that? Yes. OK, good, we're gonna start off with your name.
你能做到吗？能,p+DQpr7;(n#=6=oMa。很好，那我们就先从你名字开始Kk@kL6^AK)Y5。
What is your name? Ethan. Ethan. Very good.
你叫什么名字？伊森!^G4@YFjT@。伊森%x=_,y1fB,Vb=2pj。非常好JHTPc08UOgnsbM_+t。
What grade are you in Ethan? Second.
你读几年级了，伊森？二年级jyA.@MJqnx。
How old are you? Eight. Eight years old.
你多大了啊？8岁6CP7LgGZMSL;w*0E69Xn。8岁8vNG2lwM05)。
Do you have a girlfriend? No.
你有女票吗？没有ES3sDt%Vg9[I%3。
Hmm, I'm gonna ask again. Do you have a girlfriend? No.
哼，我再问你一遍3|5]n5xE2~19.wYx。你有女票没？没有Jme^@Mn]J|Fvbs%rg。
What is your girlfriend's name? Ah, nobody.
你女票叫啥名字啊？额，没有女票.v7&v;&SxI。
What is her name? You can tell us — you're among friends. Yeah — tell us! Guy talk. I don't have one.
她叫什么名字？你可以告诉我们——都是自己人a&d^jyJ%zYUBb。对——告诉我们啊！爷们之间的谈话il9s(AfLUI~。我没女票_=ti#GQatsO。
We won't tell your mom — tell us! No. This kid is crazy. Yeah.
我们不会跟你麻麻说的——告诉我们啊！就不！这孩子真是疯了KO[zMN[r*;0,Ff9@1k。是的ytVCN^,F[Q9。
Alright, let's move on to another topic. Have you ever been in trouble at school? Yes. For what?
好吧，那我们就聊聊别的话题MCVXkdIXRPE10i(#+V。你在学校遇到过麻烦吗？遇到过？因为啥？
Okay, I went to an inappropriate website because of my friend. She said... A website? Yeah. She said it was a game website.
好吧，因为我的朋友，我登陆过少儿不宜的网站Hu]PVZkcVuD|mb。她说……网站？是的|HZ1~F_yAc).@J。她说那是游戏网站SGE_bd.4g^2FtV。
It was a what? A game website. A game website. OK. Yes, but it wasn't.
是什么网站？游戏网站;+UQaZQp5P。游戏网站啊X,#g_=nViJXRM.tk2)#。好吧u!oMfm2CGf。是的，但那不是游戏网站aS*VkUhIp~Fp。
Wow — what it was? Yeah — what it was? Inappropriate...
哇——那是啥网站啊？是啊——那是啥网站？少儿不宜……
Inappropriate — oh, there are naked ladies on it? Yeah. Wow. Oh my goodness.
少儿不宜——哦，那上面是不是有裸女？是的2p+53VtFMyi#8。哇HA%KQcVH~..d[e[ON。我滴天8%Pnd)PSG[=^3。
Did you like looking at that website? No — You've got to be kidding me!
你喜欢浏览那网站吗？不喜欢——你这是在逗我吗？

Just a little bit? No — I didn't like it. Huh.
有那么一点点喜欢？不喜欢——我不喜欢嘛！是吗？
Can we go to another topic?
我们能不能聊聊别的话题？
You wanna go to a different topic? Yeah. Let's get back to your girlfriends. Are there any girls that you like at school?
你想聊聊别的话题？是的,S0P]ct~6ti)sGfw。那就再聊聊你女票吧V)E~ws-g[dshL。你在学校喜欢哪个女生呢？
No — How does that machine know all this stuff?
没有喜欢的——这个机器是怎么知道这些事情的？
It just knows, it can tell when you're lying, because something about your body let it know.
它就是知道，你在说谎的时候它就知道，这是因为你身体的征兆让它知道的WacS+G!+]~h4MA|。
Has any girl ever tried to kiss you at school? No. A little bit? No!
学校里有没有女生亲过你啊？没有.mzZG8jk8Y。亲过一两口？没啊！
Wow. You're a tough nut to crack! Coconuts crack, I don't crack.
哇*9txTRY#;eL8C,.。你可真难对付啊！砸的开椰子，但砸不开我yVmJIjgvte|7q。
Coconuts crack? Yeah, they do. Have you done time, where did you come from?
砸的开椰子？对啊，可以砸开_XcQg5TGPz%o。你做过牢啊，你是从哪里蹦出来啊？
How about I ask you some questions?
要不我问你几个问题？
You wanna ask me some questions? Yes.
你要问我问题？是的J&U;uKZyXSO|rQ=jL。
I'd be happy to answer some questions. Okay, go ahead and ask me any questions you want?
我很乐意回答问题@zT;L0Rn0Q@lo_4Tu_-。好了，你可以问我任何你想问的问题B2q9iv=@zo。
Do you have a girlfriend?
你有女票吗？
Yes, I do have a girlfriend. Just like you do. I don't.
是的，我有女票#.3wzU1Z9]RESx|&x1。就和你一样DJSYNr[v%o。我没有6m3TE^.-oqG;J8。
How — how does that thing even know if I don't have the hat on?
怎么——我都没戴那帽子，那玩意怎么会知道啊？
It can sense you from over here.
它在这就能感应到你=2OimWylx@jQ3(z=&。
Have you ever been in jail? No!
你蹲过号子吗？没有！
That's what you did — you were in jail because you were acting like a policeman — you shot someone. No, I wasn't!
你蹲过号子——你坐牢是因为你冒充警察——你射杀过人&0oN@uw|WS。我没有！
Ask me about your girlfriends. What color hair does she have? I knew it!
你可以问我你女票们的情况o2dB@C9Df3E。她头发是啥颜色？我就知道！
Yeah! And her hair is colored too — I knew she had colored hair — She doesn't have color.
好诶！她还染发了——我就知道她染发了——她没染发)m6Z@g@!0@y1h4KrDVF。
She's got — oh oh — she has no hair? You have a bald girlfriend. No, no, no. Yes, you do. No.
她有——哦，哦——她没头发？你的女票是个光头^PuLH]#L&H]plgA#0x。不是，不是，不是D]*8Mek*c[C。就是4cfZb3@)g33voZ[vO[。不是Tsv97Fw;@xWM+。
Take him away Truth Fairy and don't you ever try to bring your lies into this room again. You understand me?
把他带走，实话仙女，别再把你的谎言带到这间屋子里来，你听到没？
Kind of. I'll get you!
有点儿p(6bNCQPeIdBRPnj。我会逮你个正着的！