Honesty is your best defense and offense.
坦诚是你最佳防御也是最佳攻击。
You need to react when people cry.
听到别人哭，你得有点反应啊。
I did, I rolled my eyes. Look, eventually, you'll learn to do that on the inside.
我有啊，我翻了个白眼。终有一天，你会学会泪往心里流。

The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
人啊，穷尽一生追寻另一个人来共度一生的事，我一直无法理解。或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴，所以。我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐与我给自己的一样多。
Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life.
成年人的生活里面没有容易两个字。
Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems.
给我来瓶酒，忘记忧与愁。