明星读恶毒推文2 小甜甜菲比都被喷
日期:2018-12-23 07:37

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Gwyneth Paltrow, you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the F**k up.
格温妮丝·帕特洛,你这个丑货,长了张大鸟脸的婊砸,你特么的闭嘴吧;I&oDAbS~jNu(hzQQQ.
Unpopular opinion, Lena Dunham's boobs are dog noses.
非主流评价,莉娜·邓纳姆的胸长得像狗鼻子L1yn!-n;%5#!NP6
Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these s**t films? I don't have a student loan. I just do all these s**t films.
杰拉德·巴特勒是欠了一屁股学生贷款还是咋地?所以他才去拍那些烂片吗?我没欠学生贷款6hZ&AthpKQ。爷就是爱拍烂片hm=T(|8bX3zV&DEN80Te
Ty Burrell looks like Jon Hamm if Jon Hamm was a crack addict.
泰·布利尔长得像乔·哈姆,像嗑药多了的乔·哈姆]-3rojQ([M7d
How old is Bob Newhart now? About 120?
鲍伯·纽哈特现在多大岁数了?约莫120岁了?
I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me on the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me, you tired hag!
我觉得布兰妮·斯皮尔斯(小甜甜)是无处不在的电台跟踪狂~3E(ei[N+X7xqeH。别再逼我听你的烂歌了,你这个过气的老妖婆!
Geena Davis is a real man's man.
吉娜·戴维斯是爷们中的纯爷们sX]mZjK.[z
Chloe Moretz, or whatever her stupid name is, looks like my a**hole. Seriously, she is not decent looking whatsoever. You must have a really bleached a**hole.
那个叫科洛·莫瑞兹还是啥傻缺名字的货,长得像俺屁眼一样DG42m6GajY2&SY+768N。说真的,她长得确实不咋地啊Aq,X7hn78X。你的屁眼一定漂得挺白啊Kk.MG69Ro*SbGx6MCcfI
F**k off, Chris Pratt. Aww.
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I hate that Scandal cast Scott Foley. He is TV poison for one thing, and he's a f**king creep with raper face. What is raper face?
我讨厌《丑闻》里的那个斯考特·佛雷&=!tlv8)6+hV。他不光是电视节目毒药,这傻逼还长了张强奸犯的脸#qp]2yR1u7b&_。强奸犯的脸是神马鬼?
Michael Chiklis looks like a scrotum.
迈克·奇科利斯长得像个阴囊]gUc4P+x]oE!t
Ted Danson sucks donkey balls. He's right.
泰德·丹森烂的像驴屌一样,5Y@v5TxCry*xK。他是对的q]LHLXKhR;0|C[q[)
Guys, John Stamos has a gross belly button. That's f**ked up. I don't ... He's right.
各位,约翰·斯塔莫斯的肚脐眼太恶心了PR!UrecSM17dUx。扯你娘的淡m-Q1E(RC;N。我才没……他是对的(-&YpBv7bWkov*oC1.)6
I hope you all have a great weekend. Except you, Lisa Kudrow. F**k you.
祝大家周末愉快#WloL_!JGWxB。唯独你除外,丽莎·库卓b~2H&ck8BQ=~9|Z,。草泥马的1@Ym7pf((W
If an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, I'd drive straight to Adam Sandler's house with a net." Now F**k you, man. F**k you.
如果外星人来到这里,并要求吃掉一位名人,我会拿着网罩,开车直奔亚当·桑德勒家去mday+b|~og(~*#G=。“草泥马啊,草泥马的啊m-@mWHI@&YRVAi,Nsx
Nick Offerman's hands seem crazy small compared to his head.
尼克·奥弗曼的手跟他的大脑袋比起来小得吓人Etn@KbJx=6tVrnD
David Blaine looks like his voice is putting his face to sleep.
大卫·布莱恩的脸像是被自己的声音催眠了一样.2d@*]zJrRI=1=CE
I've had a good chuckle over that one. I'm coming after you, TXGRIZZ.
这条推真让我笑开了怀Zn(]*m&_PIk_3。我不会放过你的,TXGRIZZ]44U]=0Bn!.i!-UmjAK

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重点单词
  • scandaln. 丑闻,中伤,反感,耻辱
  • crackv. 崩溃,失去控制,压碎,使裂开,破解,开玩笑 n.
  • unpopularadj. 不流行的,不受欢迎的
  • loann. 贷款,借出,债权人 v. 借,供应货款,借给
  • poisonn. 毒药,败坏道德之事,毒害 vt. 毒害,摧毁,中毒
  • exceptvt. 除,除外 prep. & conj. 除了 ..
  • massiveadj. 巨大的,大规模的,大量的,大范围的
  • decentadj. 体面的,正派的,得体的,相当好的
  • chucklev. 轻声笑,咯咯笑,暗自笑 n. 轻声笑,咯咯笑
  • castv. 投,掷,抛,铸造,丢弃,指定演员,加起来,投射(目