爆笑 NBA名流读狂损自己的恶毒推文3
日期:2018-12-01 11:57

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I'm convinced Magic Johnson has approximately 73 teeth in his mouth.
我确信魔术师·约翰逊嘴里差不多有73颗牙U[Wkv^negW=[2*!
People say Lebron flops. Have you ever seen this French woman named Tony Parker? French woman.
人们都说詹姆斯假摔noTw+=NsMiAe9PC0;P[。说这话的见过那个叫托尼·帕克的法国娘们吗?法国娘们&]7U1Ix=O7=oQ5
Wesley Matthews complains about every foul. Just go eat donuts on the bench you fat f**k. Fat f**k? F**king 6 percent body fat.
韦斯利·马修斯每次犯规都抱怨jB9ht,=jdf。待在板凳席上吃你的甜甜圈吧,你这死肥佬WDa200=D,an4CwSg。死肥佬?我体脂才他妈占6%]%o0p]OyAK%t=MJm
Can we make a special called, "I hate Jalen Rose?" Because I hate Jalen Rose.
我们能不能做一期名叫《我讨厌杰伦·罗斯》的特别节目?因为我讨厌杰伦·罗斯jbGA2*sO-%
Jimmy Butler look so ugly bruh look like a face you put on a totem pole bruh lookin' like a tiki mask bruh.
吉米·巴特勒长得太丑了,老兄,活像图腾柱上的面孔,老兄,长得像提基(神灵名)面具啊,老兄3-e5~~w4KWv)+Pi#
Jeremy Lin is worth probably a half jar of mustard pickles. You're worth a half jar of mustard pickles.
林书豪大概也就值半罐芥末泡菜VGqIcTglUA9VP8mND0。你才值只值半罐芥末泡菜呢yiw|^PxXHjnK=
Reggie Miller can't dress for s***. Really?
雷吉·米勒他娘的根本就不会穿衣服UHjD1qs%]To#。真的吗?
Draymond Green look like Donkey from Shrek.
追梦·格林活像《怪物史莱克》里的驴7ZQnW~W.3&U]VwiWXz
Zack Randolph is not so much IN basketball shape. Rather, he IS a basketball shape. Yes, I just called him fat. #sports. That's alright.
扎克·伦道夫如今已不是篮球运动员体型,而是篮球体型了xaYRb7vJ-4。没错,我就是在说他肥UDI2.ar9IHAkec36g_。#体育mLf&5&!S,uDV^。肥就肥咯tn(BfQf!3ANUV

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Marc Jackson is easily the most annoying voice on television. Well, then there is Jeff Van Gundy.
马克·杰克逊无疑是电视上最讨人厌的声音EM]JwiT-O3irS,P。不过,还有杰夫·范甘迪Qzq-QejSaoanv8er3
Yooooooooo Jeff Van Gundy a fool lol. I is.
哟~杰夫·范甘迪是个蠢货,哈哈哈vEM&Til;Dt^wLK@R。我确实是cOPb1BXcm=GwAA5YrLE
Andrew Bogut is so f**king ugly. He might be the infamous Big Foot. Well, I guess we found him.
安德鲁·博古特真他妈丑6hfh7#]Yzgqi。没准他就是臭名昭著的大脚怪(一种未被证实存在的、类猿的野人)|H;YaF8YKyqc_(,o。呃,我想我们找到他了Mpoa2V##5Q_mLg6~__GD
Imagine the damage Steph Curry would be doing in the NBA if he didn't have such a girly name. #ChangeItToSteve
如果史黛夫·库里不叫这么娘炮的名字,他在NBA该会多牛逼啊K1yE6t;DZNt~ss4H+_;。#改名为史蒂夫吧
Steve's a terrible name. Oh, shoot! That's my coach's name.
斯蒂夫是个糟糕的名字,c!rok.5rFmV(ENY]E。哎呀,不好!这是我教练(史蒂夫·科尔)的名字ixI0|YazPC^r4O*]n
Deandre Jordan looks like that uncle at a cookout that sticks his fork in ya plate.
德安德鲁·乔丹长得像是野餐时把叉子伸进你盘子里的怪大叔|JI~vS[+O9xlFof+x
Well, I think that sharing is caring so f**k you Joey Fly.
这个嘛,我认为分享即是关怀,所以去你大爷的,乔伊·弗莱w69c|P=)yIih_d.j
GOOD BYE BLAKE GRIFFIN YOU SOFT GINGER HAIR COLORED LINDSEY LOHAN FRECKLED FACE TWO HEADED BITCH TAKE YA ASS HOME BITCH.
再见了,布雷克·格里芬,你个软绵绵红头发林赛·罗韩(美国女演员),雀斑脸的双头裱,快滚回家吧,婊砸(wi_s%%8Z[Xj
Wow, all caps huh? Maybe throw in some lower case next time.
哇哦,全是大写啊?下次改为小写的喷吧I8K7mD;q!wI|4YDgjZlC
Remember when Kobe Bryant used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise. Now every time he dunks, it's a big deal. Yeah, I remember that.
还记得科比扣篮是家常便饭的日子吗?如今他扣篮可是件大事+bxLHM9Pa3WnX。我记得Vc7)c@UvcJ(3

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