你知道什么是电话本吗?
日期:2018-09-09 06:38

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I remember a time when you actually had to talk to people to figure out if they were annoying or not.

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我记得那个时代你必须得跟别人说话才能知道他们讨不讨人厌

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And now you just see pictures of the food they post on Instagram,

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但现在你只需要看一下他们在Instagram上面晒的食物照片

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and you immediately know that they're annoying.

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立马就能知道他们很烦人

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And it's amazing how much-- you know everything is in our phones, now.

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现在 所有的一切都在手机里

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We use our phones for everything. We store people's names, numbers, addresses.

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我们做任何事都需要手机 它可以存储别人的姓名 号码 地址

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Anywhere you need to go, you can look it up on the internet.

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不管你想去哪里 上网一查就知道了

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We have everything we need right there in our phone.

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手机里有我们需要的一切

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So why are we still getting phone books?

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那为什么还有人用电话本呢?

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That's what I want to know, right now.

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我想知道为什么

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I've mentioned this before.

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我之前就说过这个

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And I'm going to mention it again, because I don't understand it, and I won't stop talking about it until they are gone.

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现在我还要再说一遍 因为我不明白 而且只要它不消失 我就会一遍又一遍地提

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We don't need phone books anymore.

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我们根本就不需要电话本了

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The phone book was very useful for a long time, I agree. Right?

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曾经有很长一段时间 电话本作用很大 这我不否认 对吧

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Most of you don't even know what a phone book is.

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你们多数人甚至都不知道电话本是什么

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Every year, you get one of these in the mail, or on the street.

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每年 你都会在邮箱里或大街上收到一本这个东西

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This is heavy. If you needed someone's number, this is what you would use to look it up.

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重死了 如果你需要某人的电话 就得用这个去查找

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You would have-- there was-- this is just the yellow pages right here by the way.

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会有 只需要这些黄色的页面就行了

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But it had their addresses listed, because back then, you'd have to go to someone's house to show them a picture of your food.

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但上面有他们的地址 因为以前的时候 你得到别人家去才能让他们看到你食物的照片

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You couldn't just put on the phone. You could look up businesses.

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你不能直接放在手机里 你可以查找商家

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If you wanted to order a pizza, you would go to the yellow pages, and there is like all kinds of ads for-- you can see.

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如果你想订个披萨 就去黄色的页面查找 有各种各样的广告 大家能看到

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So there were no reviews to help you find the best pizza.

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没有评论 不能帮你找到最好吃的披萨店

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That you looked at an ad, and you would just pick one from the ad.

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你看到的只是广告 然后从众多的广告中选一个

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You'd say, I'm going to go with the place that has the mascot of the Italian guy with the curly mustache,

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你会想 我就去这个地方吧 他们的吉祥物是一个留有卷胡子的意大利人

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because that seems like they're authentic.

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因为这好像显得比较正宗

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Now we have phones, so we don't need phone books anymore.

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现在我们有了手机 不再需要电话本了

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But for some reason they keep making them.

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但不知道为什么 还有厂家在生产它们

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The phone book people refuse to quit.

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生产电话本的人不愿意退休

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They're like the opposite of people who work at the White House.

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他们跟白宫里的那群人完全相反

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They won't stop.

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就是不愿意停下来

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The phone book company obviously heard people have been complaining, because look, this is their solution.

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很明显 电话本公司知道人们在抱怨 看 这就是他们的解决方案

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This is-- this was delivered to my house yesterday.

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这是 这是昨天快递到我家的

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At first I thought someone put my phone book in the dryer.

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一开始我还以为谁把我的电话本风干了

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But no. This is their cool new design. It's lighter, it fits in your purse.

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不过不是 这是他们酷酷的新版本 更轻便 可以装在钱包里

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So where should we go to eat? Let's see.

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我们要去哪儿吃饭呢?看一下

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Phone book people, if you're listening, let me explain something to you.

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生产电话本的人 如果你们在听 我来解释下

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It's not the size we have the problem with.

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我们并不是对尺寸有意见

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It's the motion of the ocean. No, that's not what I meant.

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而是对(性爱)姿势不满意 不 我不是那个意思

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They're trying to make it seem like it's not a waste of paper.

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他们想让大家相信这不是在浪费纸张

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Look what it says on the bottom right.

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看这下面写的什么

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Here it says eco-friendly size. That's great, but you know what's even eco-friendlier?

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上面写着生态友好的尺寸 很好 但你们知道怎样会更加生态友好吗?

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No phone book at all. Below that it says 100% recyclable.

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停产电话本 那下面还写着100%可循环

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That's because 100% of these will be recycled.

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那是因为100%的电话本都会被回收

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In fact, phone book company, you can do us all a favor.

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其实 电话本公司 你可以帮大家一个忙

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You deliver your phone bills directly to the recycling center.

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你可以直接把电话本送到回收中心

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And then you just cut out the middleman right there.

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这样还能省掉中间商

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And if you don't know where the recycling center is, it's in here you can look it up.

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如果你们不知道回收中心在哪里 就在这里面 可以查一下

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Look up the recycling center.

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查找回收中心

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Everything that's in a phone book is already in your phone, and we have phones with us every minute of the day.

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电话本上的所有东西手机上都有 而且我们的手机从来不离身

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Sometimes people focus way too much on their phones, and don't pay attention to what's going on,

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有时候人们太过沉迷在手机里 都不注意周围发生了什么

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and this is an example of what I'm talking about.

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这就是个例子

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And that was it.

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就这样

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