The big political news today is that in an interview with esquire, Hillary Clinton complained about having to take selfies with voters.
今天有一条重大的政治新闻 在接受采访时 希拉里·克林顿抱怨总是有很多选民想跟她拍几张自拍
Saying that it takes up too much time at campaign events.
她说这样做太浪费时间了
Yeah, good one, Hillary.
嗯 说的好 希拉里
That's the way to capture the youth vote.
这就是你吸引年轻选民的方式吗
Directly criticize their favorite thing in the whole world.
公开批评他们最喜欢的娱乐活动
Hillary said she doesn't like selfies because the intersection is very impersonal.
希拉里说她不喜欢自拍因为自拍时她的反映很假
She said if anything is going to be impersonal on this campaign trail, I prefer it to be me.
她说 如果竞选时一定要有什么东西是假的的话 我希望是我
Now of course her husband Bill enjoys taking a lot of cell phone pics.
当然她的丈夫比尔是很喜欢拍照的
He just aims the camera, you know.
他钟爱相机 你懂得
Meanwhile Bernie Sanders announced that he loves selfies.
同时伯尼·桑德斯说他超爱自拍
He just hasn't figured out how to take them on his rotary phone.
可是就是不知道摇式电话怎么自拍

When asked about it Jeb Bush responded by saying oh, yeah!
杰布·布什对这个问题的反应是 当然啦
All those people trying to take selfies with me, it's so annoying and definitely happens.
很多人都想跟我自拍 真的很烦 但是他们就是很想跟我拍
I mean the clear takeaway is that Hillary really hates selfies. Right, Hillary?
我觉得希拉里很讨厌自拍这件事应该是真的 对吧 希拉里
I mean look, there she is with Kim Kardashian, Kayne West, that is a good selfie, I get that.
看 这是她跟金·卡戴珊 侃爷一起拍的 拍的不错 我还挺喜欢的
There she is with Amy Poehler, and, well, there she is with Amy Ashoe and Katy Perry
这张是她跟艾米·波勒，跟艾米·波勒和水果姐一起拍的
I mean there are so many selfies with Hillary,
希拉里跟这么多人自拍过
it seems like the only thing Hillary doesn't like about selfies is when she's not in them.
我觉得其实她不是讨厌自拍 是讨厌别人自拍的时候不带她
One thing Hillary Clinton, though, is not going to be investing in is a new product that Samsung announced this week.
但是呢 有一个东西希拉里·克林顿肯定是不会喜欢的 就是三星公司本周发布的新品
The company plans to release a family hub refrigerator that takes selfies of its contents. That's right.
三星准备做一款会拍摄冰箱里面的内容的家庭冰箱 没错
A refrigerator that will take a picture of what's inside it I mean this is going to save so much time.
冰箱都会拍自己里面存储的东西了 这可以节省多少时间啊
Think of all of those hours you have wasted taking pictures of the inside of your fridge.
想想你以前花了多少时间在给冰箱里面的食物拍照上面
It's going to be depressing when you realize that your fridge has more Instagram followers than you do.
要是有一天你发现你冰箱的ins的粉丝比你的还多 那该有多绝望啊
But for me this is ridiculous.
但是对我来说 这个功能就很可笑了
I don't need a selfie of what is in my fridge.
我完全不需要冰箱拍照告诉我里面有些什么
If I want to see what is in there, I just roll over in my bed, open the refrigerator and take a look.
如果我想知道的话 我就在床上翻个身 打开冰箱看一眼就行了
But not only does this fridge take selfies, it also streams video.
但是这款冰箱不仅会自拍 还能播放视频
So you can now watch television on your refrigerator.
这样一来你就可以在冰箱上看电视了
Although the only thing that makes sense to watch on your fridge door is the leftovers.
尽管你平时只会因为要放剩菜才会看冰箱一眼
Thank you. One of my own. One of my own. Thank you.
谢谢 我自己写的 自己写的 谢谢
But Samsung is not the only one trying to make money off of selfies.
但三星不是唯一一家想利用自拍来赚钱的公司
Because there was a landmark case this week
因为本周出了一桩大事
and a judge has reeled that a monkey can't own the copyright for a selfie it took with a photographer's camera, right.
法官判定猴子并不拥有它用摄影师的照相机拍的一张自拍照的所有权
Let's take a look at the photo and you'll see why it is one of the most famous selfies of all time.
我们来看看这张照片 你就会明白为什么这张照片那么火
Have a look. Look at that. Look.
一起来看
He actually took that himself. It's brilliant.
这张真的是猴子自己照的 简直太聪明了
But the truth is, I can't believe that this made it to court.
但其实 我不敢相信这种事应该上法庭
How sad must it be for the lawyer who had to represent a monkey.
那个猴子的代表律师得多难受啊
Like I imagine he was there going your honor, I object to the way my life has turned out.
设想一下 律师说 尊敬的法官大人 我反对您认为我当事人不拥有此项权力的观点
Although we do actually have a picture of that monkey's lawyer.
我们这里有一张厚礼的代表律师的照片
I tell you what, though, one thing is for sure, this case was bananas.
我想说的是 这个案子简直太尴尬了
Although—although, a monkey may win on a peel.
尽管-尽管猴子赢了
I didn't even know monkeys took selfies.
我都不知道猴子还会自拍
I thought monkeys liked viens.
我还以为猴子会更喜欢爬树
Oh, I'm on fire!
我要走火入魔了
All my own, all my own!
以上都是我自己想的