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Emily, when you're writing a show for a character who is yourself but then obviously it is not you but it is you.
艾米莉，当你写剧本的时候，如果角色是你自己，当然也不完全是你。
Do you have to sort of—do you google yourself?
你会不会去谷歌搜索自己的名字
Is that something you do? Wikipedia? No.
你会这去搜索吗？维基百科吗？不是啊
No, you only google yourself in very low moments in life. I should remember that.
不会，只有自己心情跌入低谷才会去搜索自己的名字。这我知道。
Do you...like 4:00 a.m., four glasses of wine. Yeah.
大概凌晨4点，喝了四大杯酒
And you should never google yourself. Nothing good ever comes from it.
最好不要去网上搜索自己的名字。都不是什么好新闻
What is the worst thing you have found?
最坏的新闻是什么
The last time I did it, I was trying to look up to see like a premier, I know it was such a silly thing to do.
上次我搜索自己的名字，我想查一查一个首映礼的新闻，这个做法确实挺傻的。
I wrote Emily Mortimer. I was trying to write a.
我在键盘上一个一个地敲自己的名字Emily a，
You know how it predicts google search and the first thing that came up was annoying.
突然网页就自动出现了Emily Annoying（讨厌鬼Emily）
That was the most searched thing under a.
网页经常出现这个
That might be specific to your computer. It could be your husband and family.
这可能是个特例，也可能是你的老公或你的家人。
You know... That is the thing. That is the thing.
对吧，这才说的过去
Chris, do you google yourself? Do you google yourself? I surely I have.
克里斯，你会搜索自己的名字吗？有吗？当然会。
I always do—when you google, it initially goes to Wikipedia or IMDB.
当你搜索的时候，一般会去维基百科或者网络电影数据库，结果很有趣。
It's funny cause the save same five anecdotes come up.
出现的5条轶事内容一样。
So every time you do an interview, it seems my whole 45-year life boils down to the same five stories.
所以每次接受采访，关于我这45年的人生，似乎都是围绕着这五件事来的
Wikipedia at me at one point going law school.
维基百科上提到我曾经在法学院求学
I thought that was pretty cool. That's cool, yeah. I didn't complain about that.
这个介绍不错。酷。我喜欢这个介绍
Chris O'Donnell, you know, he went to Stanford. Really. Yeah, it is on Wikipedia.
是的，克里斯·奥唐纳是斯坦福毕业的，这是维基百科上介绍的
I always find google images daunting.
谷歌上的图片也是一个坑。
That was not a happy time. Yeah. It could be a tough time.
每次看到自己的照片都发现自己很悲催。当时自己肯定是很不开心
Do you do that? Do you ever google image yourself?
你们试过吗？在谷歌上搜索自己的照片
I made a huge error. I didn't realize if you press on the same picture a number of times
我大错特错过。我不知道，如果你连续几次点击一张图片，
then that is the picture—it rises to the top. Oh, really? I didn't know that.
图片就会显示上半身。是吗？真的？我不清楚。
Yes, don't do it. I'm going to pick ones where I have lost a bit of weight.
是的，不要点。我想找一些比较瘦的照片。
Just got back from vacation. Like just my face.
刚刚度假回来的照片。只看到我的脸
Why？One that was a real standout. A friend of mine found it. Going to the audition like this.
怎么回事？有一张照片很美。我的没有发现的。是在试镜吗？表情是这样的。
It was shortly before—it was only months before the Depalma audition. I was very pregnant. Six weeks.
就在参加电影《德帕尔马》试镜前几个月。当时我已经很显怀了，六个月。
That is a great callback from O'Donnell. A great callback.
奥唐纳记忆力太棒了
Let's be honest, Emily. I can't remember. I can't put my finger on how many weeks.
说真的。我记不清了。我不记得是几个星期。
I was just very very pregnant and enormous.
我当时肚皮已经很大了
There was a lot of Emily. Yes. There was a lot of Emily.
大版的艾米莉，是的。大版的我
They call it your confinement for a reason. You shouldn't really leave your house. I looked very swollen and quite confused.
他们说我应该呆在家里，不应该外出。那张照片把我拍的又肿又呆
Anyway, I couldn't resist going to this premiere because it has Ewan Mcgregor in it.
不管怎么说，我控制不住去参加了首映礼。因为伊万·麦格雷戈出演了
I thought he was gorgeous and I wanted to see him again.
我觉得他很帅，我想再见他一面
Anyway, the makeup woman came and looked at me and said oh, dear.
化妆师过来看到很惊诧，说，天哪
And she said, it's all right, it's all right. I can fix it.
接着又说，没事，放心，我能搞定
She said I'm going to do loads of shading here and put in long hair extensions.
她安慰我说，我会多打一些阴影，给你接长发
She was trying to deal with the fact that I was—I ended up looking like a man dressed as Cher.
她想把打扮得美美的，结果我看上去就像一个化着女妆的男人
