As I mentioned last week I sorted a contest with my friend Chillson called
正如我上周说到的 我和我的朋友齐尔森之间搞了个比赛
"Cuter than Kid Challenge" and the challenge is
这个游戏叫”挑战谁比吉德更可爱” 这个挑战是
You have to upload photos..yes that's my Kid.
你得上传你的照片 没错 这就是我的孩子吉德
And... Em..so you have to upload videos or photos of your pets
呃.... 你得上传宠物的视频或者照片
to chosen and convince me that you're cuter than my dog Kid.
来让我们挑选 你还得说服我 你的宠物比我的狗狗吉德还要可爱
It sounds impossible, right, it is.
听上去绝无可能 恩 就是这样

But still submitting, so here are few more submissions
但还是要顺从你们哦 所以还有一些任务要完成
This is from Jessica Sperlerk , she send this in. Wow...
来自杰西卡·斯布雷克 她发来的这个 哇...
I know cute, but not cuter than Kid.
我承认很可爱 但是不如我家的吉德
You putting me that awkward position of having to say that your child is no as cute as my dog.
是你逼迫我不得不说 你的宠物不如我家的可爱
And that's not fair but I'll do it.
尽管不公平 但我还是要这么做
This is from Darling Percans. Wow...Alright. Again. Cute but not cuter than Kid.
来自达玲·波坎斯 哇...好吧 再说一遍 可爱 但不如我家那只
Cutest hedgehog I've seen though. That's the...so far that's been submitted anyway.
尽管是我见过的最可爱的刺猬 那是...不管怎么说 我还是承认吧
Em...this is..this is a video from Ellison em...Bayling. Do what? Buy the brownie.
呃... 这段视频来自埃里森·贝玲 干什么呀？ 买个布朗尼蛋糕
Cute. For sure that's cute. I mean that's... Definitely cute
可爱 确实很可爱的 我的意思是...绝对可爱
Not cuter than Kid, but clean this floor that has been submitting. Thanks for sending those in.
不如吉德可爱 但是拖地板这...很可以 谢谢你们上传的东西啦
If you are so delusional that you think your pets cuter than Kid,
要是你产生了错觉 觉得你的宠物比我家的吉德可爱
Go to "chosen" upload your photo or video. You are not gonna win, but maybe...
去Chosen上面 上传你的图片或者视频 反正你不会赢 但也许...
Use harsh tag "Cuter than Kid challenge" We are gonna pick winner later this week.
贴上标签“挑战谁比吉德更加可爱” 这周我们将挑选出最后的赢家
And they're gonna get trips to LA and tickets to my show.
他们将有机会去洛杉矶旅游 并且参加我的节目
Which seems unfair cause I'm gonna win.
这看上去挺不公平的 因为最后的赢家一定是我啦