柯南脱口秀

74-year-old senator Barbara boxer,74-year-old senator Barbara boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016.

74岁的参议员芭芭拉·鲍克瑟 宣布她2016年将不再参加重选

Yeah,when I saw the headline 74-year-old boxer,I assumed we were making another "Rocky" movie.

当我看到大标题 74岁鲍克瑟拳击手时 我以为《洛奇》系列电影又要拍续集了

That works.Uh,I saw this on Monday.Bill gates released a video of himself drinking water that was filtered from human excrement.

还行吧 我周一看到了这则消息 比尔·盖茨放出了一段视频 内容为他喝下用人体排泄物过滤出来的饮用水

No word yet on whether gates got into the fraternity.

盖茨有没有进那个兄弟会还尚不明确

A new self stick recently came out designed to help user take picture of their butts at the perfect angle.

一款新式自拍杆推出了旨在帮助用户以完美的角度拍下自己的屁股

Of course,Kim Kardashian's butt will still have to be shot from space.

当然 金·卡戴珊的屁股 还得从太空拍才行

Scandal for "60 Minutes",Did you hear about this,andy?I have.

《新闻60分》爆出丑闻 安迪 你听说了吗 听说了

Details came out about "60 Minutes" Steve Cross's extramarital affair.

《新闻60分》记者史蒂夫·克罗夫特的婚外恋丑闻细节爆出

Some people are speculating his career could be over at 69.Or because of 69.

有人认为69岁的他 职业生涯将就此断送 也可能就是因为69

This sunday,TLC is airing a show about women whose husbands are attracted to men called "My husband's not gay."

本周日 TLC将放送一部剧集 主角是丈夫喜欢男人的妻子 叫做《我丈夫不是同性恋》

And next week the men will appear on a show on bravo called "I guess he was after all".

下一周 这些男人将出现在Bravo的剧集《看来他还真是》上

词汇解析

1、announce

宣布;宣告;公布

He will announce tonight that he is resigning from office.

他将于今晚宣布辞职。

She was planning to announce her engagement to Peter.

她正计划宣布她和彼得订婚一事。

大声宣告，郑重地说（尤指令人不快之事）

Peter announced that he had no intention of wasting his time at any university.

彼得宣称他无意在任何一所大学浪费时间。

I'm having a bath and going to bed, she announced, and left the room.

“我要洗个澡然后上床睡觉，”她大声说完便离开了房间。

（以信件、声音、信号等）通知，告知

The next letter announced the birth of another boy.

下一封信通知又一个男孩出生了。

His entrance was announced by a buzzer connected to the door.

他刚一进去，与门相连的门铃便嗡嗡作响。

2、attract

吸引

The Cardiff Bay project is attracting many visitors.

加的夫海湾项目吸引了众多游客。

Warm weather has attracted the flat fish close to shore.

煦暖的气候将比目鱼引到了近海。

引起…的注意（或兴趣、赞赏等）；诱惑

He wasn't sure he'd got it right, although the theory attracted him by its logic.

该理论的逻辑性吸引了他，但他不能确定自己的理解是否正确。

What first attracted me to her was her incredible experience of life.

她离奇的人生经历最先吸引了我。

引起…的好感;吸引;诱惑

In spite of her hostility, she was attracted to him.

尽管自己心存敌意，她还是为他所吸引。

I was married to a man who had ceased to attract me.

我嫁给了一个我已不再钟情的男人。

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