柯南脱口秀

I'm also a catholic.I believe,ok.

我也是个天主教徒 我相信 好吧

I believe in the main things,one god.

我相信主要的东西 一个上帝

I believe you should respect your parents.I believe you should love your neighbor.

你该尊重你的父母 爱你的邻居

The rest of it,I don't know.Flip a coin.

其余的 我不知道 扔一枚硬币吧

Should I not want to covet my neighbor's wife?

我不该垂涎我邻居的妻子吗

Probably not,but maybe she shouldn't be walking around half naked with the drapes open,

也许不该吧 但也许她不该半裸着走来走去 窗帘还没拉上

Because that's how sin happens，that's how it happens.

因为罪孽就是这样发生的 这样发生的

Her carelessness,plus my high-powered binoculars.Equals sin.

她的粗心大意 加上我的高倍望远镜 就等于罪孽

I'm also pro gay marriage.Yeah.Drop the bible.clap your hands.Pro gay marriage.

我也支持同性恋婚姻 是的 扔掉圣经 鼓掌吧 支持同性恋婚姻

Gay marriage is legal in new york.what's this mean for me?I'm straight.

同性恋婚姻在纽约合法了 这对我意味着什么 我是直男

Live with another straight guy.Five years now,because I can't affort to move out.

我跟另一个直男住一起 五年时间了 因为我没钱搬出去

So two more years out of this law,are we going to be gay common law married?

根据这项法律 再过两年我们就要成为同性恋已婚伴侣吗

Because I think gays should be allowed to get married,but I don't think I should have to be gay,just because I'm poor.Thank you.

因为我觉得应该允许同性恋结婚 但我觉得不该就因为我穷 我就是同性恋了 谢谢

Like I said,I love in new your.I have a rodent problem.

我说过 我住在纽约 我家闹耗子

That's the beauty of living in new york.You live in an urban area but you still have the problems of a farmer.

这就是住在纽约的美妙之处 你住在城市里 但是还有农民的问题

I don't tell my landlord I have rats.why?Not a snitch.They just get suspicious.

我没告诉我的房东我家闹耗子 为什么 我不是告密者 告密者没好报

词汇解析

1、straight

直的;笔直的

Keep the boat in a straight line.

让船保持直线航行。

Using the straight edge as a guide, trim the cloth to size.

用直尺比照着，将布料裁剪成合适的尺寸。

笔直地;径直地

The ball fell straight to the feet of Klinsmann.

球直接落到了克林斯曼的脚上。

He finished his conversation and stood up, looking straight at me.

他说完话站起来，直视着我。

只涉及两人(或两物)的;(选择)非此即彼的

It's a straight choice between low-paid jobs and no jobs.

只有两个选择：要么是报酬很低的工作，要么就是失业。

Each has several times beaten the other in a straight fight.

双方都曾在单打比赛中击败过对方几次。

2、respect

尊敬;敬重;尊重

I want him to respect me as a career woman.

我希望他把我当作一个职业女性来尊重。

He needs the advice of people he respects, and he respects you.

他需要从他敬重的人那里获得建议，而他一向都很敬重你。

恕我直言，恕我冒昧

With respect, Minister, you still haven't answered my question.

部长，恕我冒昧，您还没有回答我的问题。

With respect, I hardly think that's the point.

恕我直言，但我认为这不是重点。

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