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But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't.

他给我发了一封电邮 说 我不知道你还钓鱼啊 我说我不啊

He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly.

他说我看到了一张你的照片 在网上 你显然挺会钓鱼的

Sent me the picture.Let's see the picture.I brought it. Do we have the picture here?

他把照片发给我了 我们看照片吧 我带来了

Wait.Hilarious.Hold a minute. a minute.So this is not you?that's not me.

等等 太搞笑了 等等 这不是你吗 这不是我

And even I had to take a tripe take because it looks like me.Right.

我都看了三遍 看上去是挺像我 是啊

So you were looking at that picture thinking when was I fishing and wearing European speedos

你看着那张照片 就想 我什么时候钓了鱼 还穿着欧式泳裤

I had to zoom in on the face and it's not me.

我放大了脸部 结果发现不是我

But the thing that really was confusing to me was what was James Marzan looking at?

但让我特别糊涂的是 詹姆斯·马斯顿为什么会看这个

What was he searching for? that is what he...what was he searching for?

他搜索了什么啊 他找到了这个 那么他搜索了什么

Fishermen? Speedos? Speedos plus mahi-mahi.

渔夫吗？泳裤 泳裤加鲯鳅鱼

That guy is probably somewhere out there.

那人或许在看呢

His picture is on this show. That's wird.That's right and he's not getting paid a cent.

他的照片突然出现在了节目上 好奇怪啊 是啊 而且他别想得到一分钱

Are you the kind of guy that would wear that bathing suit?

你是那种会穿泳衣的人吗

Are you comfortable with showing a lot of skin?

你介意那样裸露吗

I'm pretty comfortable with showing a lot of skin but I don't know if I would wear that bathing suit.

我不介意裸露 但我不知道我会不会穿那条泳裤

There was on about five minutes when I was a kid,

我小时候 很短一段时间

Like junior high when all my friends were wearing speedos so I got one.

初中吧 我的朋友们都穿泳裤 我也买了一条

I wore it twice and I was like nah,I'm going back to the clam diggers.

我也就穿过两次 决定改回穿吊腿裤

词汇解析

1、confuse

混淆;搞错

Great care is taken to avoid confusing the two types of projects.

大家非常谨慎，以免把这两类项目弄混。

I can't see how anyone could confuse you with another!

我不明白怎么会有人把你和另外一个人搞混！

把…弄糊涂;使困惑

German politics surprised and confused him.

德国政治既令他惊讶，又让他困惑不解。

搅乱;使复杂化

To further confuse the issue, there is an enormous variation in the amount of sleep people feel happy with.

使问题进一步复杂化的是，每个人需要的睡眠时间千差万别。

2、comfortable

(家具、衣服等)让人舒服的，舒适的

a comfortable fireside chair.

舒适的炉边座椅

Trainers are so comfortable to wear.

便鞋穿着特别舒服。

(人)愉快放松的，舒服的

Lie down on your bed and make yourself comfortable.

躺在床上，身体放松。

She tried to maneuver her body into a more comfortable position.

她试着把身子挪了挪，换了一个较为舒服的姿势。

轻松领先的;易获胜的

By half distance we held a comfortable two-lap lead.

到半程时，我们轻松领先两圈。

He appeared to be heading for a comfortable victory.

看起来他会轻松获胜。

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