This is where the magic happens?
这里就是奇迹发生之地吗？
Oh, no. Do you live With your mother?
不是吧。你是跟你妈一起住吗？
What? You don't like? I thought you would enjoy the girl's touch.
怎么，你不喜欢吗？你以为你会喜欢一些女性的元素。
What girls? The Golden Girls?
什么女性？黄金女郎吗？
Sophie hates it. I should've just thrown a boiled ham on the bed.
苏菲不喜欢。我应该直接把一只煮熟的火腿扔床上的。
Oh, no. My hair's stuck in Oleg's clothes.
不要啊。我的头发被奥列格的衣服夹住了。
Please don't let it be a pant zipper.
拜托千万不要被裤子拉链夹到。

Han, Alexis. Alexis, Han.
阿憨，这位是阿丽西斯。阿丽西斯，这位是阿憨。
Ew, take it away from me. It's so heavy-- oh, no, oh, no.
快把她从我身上拿开。还真沉，不要，不要啊。
Help. Get her off of me.
救命啊，快把她弄开。
Why? You're finally getting some.
为什么，你终于有机会"爽一下"了。
Take it, take it. I got it, I got it.
拿开，拿开。我在弄，我在弄。
Look! Han's fallen and he can't get it up!
瞧，阿憨摔倒了，而且他"起"不来了！