Monica: Oh, god help us.
哦，天呐。
Joey: What?
什么？
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
丑裸男在厨房铺瓷砖。呃！
Joey: Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. You know, I'm thinking if I do this thing for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
呃！诶，我在求你帮忙呢。我觉得如果我帮Angela她哥，也许她会跟我和好。
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
你这是怎么了？你和一堆女孩约过会呢。
Joey: I know, but, Angela's different. She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or, or a
我知道，但是Angela不一样。她就是跟别人不一样…就像雪花一样，或者，或者
Monica: Something else like a snowflake?
其他像雪花的东西？
Joey: Yeah, yeah. I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
是的，是的。我这件事做得最错。 我当初不该和她分手。你帮帮我呗？求求你？
Ross: Hold on a second. You need to not touch any of those. Okay, bye Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
等等…你能不能不要碰那些东西。没问题，再见好吧，Monica不来了，就剩我和Rachel了。
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
哦，好吧，等等，老兄，你确定你想清楚了？
Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal.
就是去洗衣店。不需要想太多。
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
只有你和Rachel，只有你们两个吧？这叫约会，你们是去约会。
Ross: Nuhuh.
不--呃。
Chandler: Yuhhuh. I haven't done that in a while.
是--哈。我有阵子没玩这个了。
Ross: Wait, is it a date if she doesn't know? We're going on a date?
她都不知道，能算约会吗？
Chandler: Yes, absolutely. Saturday night all rules apply.
当然算，星期六晚上，什么条件都适用。
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
那你想说什么？我该刮刮胡子，带瓶酒什么的？
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear-you want it to be dirty?
呃，你可能要重新想想是不是要带穿脏了的内衣裤。事实上，这是她第一次看见你的内衣裤--你希望她看见的是脏的？
Ross: No.
不。
Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
哦，还有，还带衣物柔顺剂？