背景介绍:

Howard钓到一个美女，偷偷带她到火星探测者飞船操控室。但飞船被卡在了沟里，惹下大麻烦，Howard只好找来三个好朋友帮忙。

-Howard：I need you and Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch
我要你和Raj帮我把火星探测器从沟里拖出来，
and I need you to get Stephanie out before somebody notices she's here.
你呢，在别人发现之前把Stephanie从这带走。
She doesn't exactly have clearance.
她进来都没开证明。
-Sheldon：Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks
真的吗? 这儿不许泡廉价酒馆的女人进来，
come in and play with $200 million government projects on distant planets?
拿遥远星球上价值2亿的政府装备当玩具玩?
-Howard：Yes, I was bad.
好吧，我错了。

......

-Howard：My mother is so gonna love her.
我老妈肯定会爱死她的。
-Sheldon：How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison.
多好啊，也许她俩会一起搭车去联邦监狱探视你。

Sheldon的本性啊，他的天才头脑总能用来挖苦别人，还一副无辜的样子。

......

-Howard：Hang on. There's got to be other options.
等等，总归有别的办法吧。
-Raj：You could try calling Triple-A.
你可以试试给美国汽车协会打电话。（让他们帮你把探测器拖出来）
But based on NASA's latest timetable, they won't get there for 35 years.
不过根据航空航天局最近的日程安排，他们35年后才能到那儿。
-Sheldon：Plus I understand you have to be standing next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.
而且就算到了，你也必须在现场，带着你的会员卡。

这帮损友，在这么危急的关头还不忘拿Howard开涮。

注释：

NASA：美国国家航空和宇宙航行局

Triple-A 三个A，即American Automobile Association美国汽车协会