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Jeff: Do you know where I can buy some mistletoe, Joan?

Joan: What do you want with mistletoe?

Jeff: I have a clever idea, but I need some mistletoe for it to work.

Joan: Let me guess. You are going to carry the mistletoe around with you and whenever you see a beautiful girl, you are going to ask them for a Xmas kiss.

Jeff: How did you guess?

Joan: It's easy to read your mind Jeff.

Jeff: So will you help me buy some?

Joan: No! I feel sorry for all those poor girls you would try to kiss.

Jeff: What about you Joan? Will you give me a Xmas kiss?

Joan: No way! Have a glass of egg-nog instead.

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杰夫：你知道在哪里可以买到槲寄生植物吗琼？

琼：你要用槲寄生植物做什么？

杰夫：我有一个聪明的想法，可我需要一些槲寄生植物才能奏效。

琼：让我猜猜看。你要带着这些槲寄生植物到处走，每当你看到一个漂亮的女孩子，你就会要求她们跟你接圣诞吻。

杰夫：你怎么猜到的？

琼：猜出你的想法很容易杰夫。

杰夫：那你能帮我买一些吗？

琼：不行！我为所有那些你想吻的可怜女孩子感到难过。

杰夫：那你怎么样琼？你会给我一个圣诞吻吗？

琼：不可能！你还是喝一杯蛋酒吧。