2020年的中场休息
日期:2020-06-20 10:11

(单词翻译:单击)

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Go on, git. Go on, git, couple where one person wears the mask and not the other.
走吧,少不更事的人,走吧,少不更事的人,一对夫妻,一人戴口罩,另一个不戴*TDH(A!LMwl
How the hell you think this thing work? You think coronavirus is gonna look at you and say,
你觉得这么做有用吗?你觉得新冠病毒会看着你,然后说,
You guys seem like a nice couple, so I'm gonna let you guys pass. Hell no!
你们俩看起来是对恩爱夫妻,我不会让你们生病的,哼哼,不可能!
That's not the way it works. So, why don't you go on, git. But make sure it's 6 feet apart. Git.
事情不是这样的,所以为什么不走呢,少不更事的人,但要确保社交距离是6英尺哦,少不更事的人O2|~iRhEKc5G
Go on, git, Supreme Court Justices who voted against protecting LGBTQ rights in the workplace.
走吧,少不更事的人,高院法官投票反对在办公场所保护性少数群体的权利[wHu=QiO0ZDJH5b
Well, it takes a lot of guts coming from someone who's got the one job in the country you can't get fired from.
嗯嗯,做这些事情的人需要一些勇气,因为在美国,他们不会因此被解雇psIrooJ|G4GT84c,AUsv
I hereby sentence you to two counts of go on, and one count git!
我将对你做出审判,你犯有两项罪名指控,一项罪名,你个少不更事的家伙L1zrD.(Ia@(Dq
Go on, git, this new HBOs I don't even know if I have or not. I've been a subscriber for so many years,
走吧,少不更事的人,这些新的HBO系列节目,我甚至都不知道,多年来,我一直在订阅HBO@PZYc@l^[p,(
this hurt my dang brain. What do I even have now? HBO Go? HBO Max? HBO Regular?
这让我很伤神啊,看看改版后的HBO,HBO Go?HBO-超大?和HBO-常规?
HBO Yes? HBO No? HBO Maybe? How about this one? This is a good idea. HB-Go on, git!
HBO-是?HBO-不?HBO-或许?这么如何?这个是个好主意,就叫HBO-滚蛋吧!
Go on, git, Donald Trump downplaying the coronavirus. Don't you see?
走吧,少不更事的人,小特一直在轻视新冠的影响,你没看到吗?
That's exactly what the global pandemic wants us to do.

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这就是全球疫情希望我们做的Shb,@byaPx.dI!329h

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Lay low, and then git us when we're least expecting it.
保持低调,然后当我们不经意间打我们措手不及Y|I[Z%VQ0UE)sW1rFc
It's like the guy in the scary movie that's like, Oh, don't worry about that noise.
这就好比恐怖片里面的男子,好似在说哦,不要担心这个噪音P!cO=Uw;WFfFjb5a])
It's probably nothing. Then he pulls off his glove, but he got a lobster claw where the hand ought to be.
或许什么都没有,然后他摘掉手套,但是他的手变成了一个龙虾爪H.G2((Y(fj2=(@8DY!)
And it's ol' lobster claw coming back for his midnight snack!
这不是他吃过的夜宵龙虾爪吗,又回来了!
That reminds me, I've got a great idea for a scary movie. It's called Go on, git!

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这提醒了我,我为恐怖片增添了好想法,那就是“走吧,少不更事的人”Du[.O35Y++KA_7C!=

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Git! Go on, git, trying to get the rest of the peanut butter that's stuck at the bottom of the jar.
走吧,少不更事的人,尝试着去吃掉罐子底部剩余的花生酱QaAR6pzd@e=S
It's dang near impossible. Here's an idea, and because I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna give it to you for free.
其实不太可能,我有一个想法,因为我是个好人,我可以免费赠送给你z3~zR@DwWx|dq4Q8,*Y
Put a lid on the bottom of the jar, too. Bingo! Problem solved,
在罐子底部也放一个盖子,可以了,问题解决了nvfM^sv.o4)
you Peter Pan-loving dingbats. Now git! Go on, git! Go on, git, autotune.
你这个喜欢彼得潘的笨蛋,走吧,少不更事的人,走吧,校音器7PcXyQ0b57ou0-C9@
You make everyone sound like a robot.
你让所有声音都听起来像机器人h7MwTxZ5w48m
And it's got to stop. So git! Git! Go on, git, 2020.
必须停下来,走吧,少不更事的人,2020年d]+]qJ1BO8Z.hUCpDT
We know we ain't even at halftime, but with all that's happened so far, I think it's best we call an audible.
虽然还不到中场休息,但是目前所发生的事情,我认为应该喊个口令了Jl_iSRm6UtrBGju
Get off the field and hit the showers.
走下赛场,去洗个澡吧J-y2IG~IXB13-T
Or to put it another way, clear eyes, full hearts, go on, git! Ah me. Git!
或者这么说也可以,澄澈的眼,饱满的心,走吧,笨蛋,哦,没用的人D-BVN9,T#r2k(lP

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