中英文本

When people hear that my husband and I just celebrated our 60th wedding anniversary,
在人们得知我和丈夫刚刚庆祝了我们的结婚60周年纪念日后，
they inevitably ask us the secret to our long, successful marriage.
他们免不了要问我们婚姻长久成功的秘密是什么ToT%=UQ%tI^。
In response, my husband will smile sweetly, nod my way, and explain, "We both love me."
作为回应，我的丈夫会亲切地笑着，朝我点点头，然后解释说：“我们两个都爱我YRF+#6@1GWj5。”
My friend took her teenage daughter to a new doctor for a checkup.
我朋友带她十几岁的女儿去一个新医生那里做检查，
The nurse asked the usual questions, including if she had an STD. "No," said the teen. "We have a Toyota."
护士问了常规的问题，包括问她是否有性传播疾病（雷诺的一款车型）uH.8[c~e^KaGh。她女儿说：“没有，我们有一辆丰田)~Z0FxOygUggg+Akj^!j。”
One day, my physician father treated himself to a plate of raw oysters and offered to share them with me.
有一天，身为医生的父亲搞了一盘生蚝，并且主动提出要和我分享RvS&hj|YA]OhRXW5sal3。
Just as I was about to dig in, he picked up an oyster, examined it, and commented, "They remind me of infected tonsils."
正当我要吃的时候，他拿起一个生蚝，检查了一番，说道：“它们让我想起了受感染的扁桃体Bil_CFYkYQ_ap。”
And that’s the story of how he ended up eating the entire plate of oysters himself.
这就是他如何自己吃完整盘生蚝的故事rJV71NUhky+o~5J#w2。

I accidentally threw away my four-year-old’s favorite candy wrapper. Please keep us both in your thoughts during this difficult time.
我不小心把我四岁孩子最喜欢的糖纸扔掉了S-EdSZ]pR2。在这困难的时刻，请把我们都放在你的心里wte8zeV0v=Ipjpt@。
My 11-year-old takes his homework seriously. One question required him to write a sentence using the word version.
我11岁的儿子写作业很认真~%ayYPLwuCV。其中一个问题要求他用“version”这个词写一个句子Dqy*EGmThw。
His sentence: "Have you heard of the version Mary?"
他造的句子是：“玛丽你听说过版本这个词吗？”
I held a garage sale with my little blond cairn terrier for company. Soon came the first customer.
我和我的金发凯恩狗进行了一次车库拍卖c-uvjYesE,。很快，第一位顾客来了_W9D0C|%EAb_nQz。
He took his time browsing and examining everything I had out for sale.
他不慌不忙地浏览和检查我出售的每一样东西pQ|u@[YeaCtC|s=)。
Eventually he found something that interested him. "Excuse me," he said. "How much for the dog?"
最后他找到了令他感兴趣的东西4teGp.1~b+。“打扰一下，”他说!sN7,JA!Ae。“这只狗多少钱？”
After my 91-year-old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, "There, now you look ten years younger."
在我91岁的母亲剪好头发后，发型师对她说：“瞧，你现在看起来年轻了10岁KRq4OS.DY4*_Jd_K+4D;。”
My mother, unimpressed, replied, "Who wants to look 81 years old?"
我的母亲无动于衷地回答说：“谁想看起来像81岁？”

重点讲解

1.pick up 捡起

He picked his cap up from the floor and stuck it back on his head...
他从地板上拾起帽子，重新戴在头上^L[%arLLFIcd(g!Hfl。

2.end up到头来

If you don't know what you want, you might end up getting something you don't want...
如果你不知道自己想要什么，到头来你可能得非所愿j9e@l7sfa&d-。

3.throw away扔掉

I'm not advising you to throw away your makeup or forget about your appearance.
我不是建议你扔掉化妆品，或者不修边幅Y^B)c4ASLM^A@M;,(。

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