Thanks for coming out to see us, everybody. Let's get right into it now.
谢谢你们来看我们 让我们直接开始吧
The impeachment inquiry against Donald Trump has gotten even more contentious.
针对特朗普的弹劾调查变得更加有争议性了
House democrats are now threatening to subpoena the white house if they don't voluntarily turn in requested documents by friday.
众议院民主党人现在威胁道 如果白宫方面在周五之前不主动交上被要求的文件 他们将给白宫传票
It's a brilliant strategy, played to the trump administration's notorious respect for the law.
这是个绝妙的策略 用以对付臭名昭著的不尊重法律的特朗普政权
The democrats are saying that they want the documents or else.
民主党人现在称 他们想要那些文件 或者走着瞧
This is basically the democrats version of telling your kids you're going to count to three.
这就是你告诉孩子你要数到三的民主党人版本
You are like one, two, don't test me, two and a half, i'm getting serious.
你就像这样 一 二 别测试我 二点五 我要认真啦
Two and-- trump told the white house staff don't worry, he said to the staff don't worry, they can't subpoena you unless you invite them in.
特朗普告诉白宫员工 不要担心 他告诉员工不要担心 如果你不邀请他们进来 他们就不能给你传票
And then the staff said that's not how subpoenas work. I think you are thinking about vampires.
然后员工说 传票不是这样来的 我觉得你说的是吸血鬼
Then this afternoon despite facing the prospect of subpoenas from for his own white house and very serious impeachment charges,
然后在这天下午 尽管川普面临着自己的白宫领到传票和非常严重的被弹劾起诉的可能
Donald Trump took the time to tweet out today a meme featuring the canadian rock band nickelback.
他还抽出时间发了一个关于加拿大摇滚乐队五分钱乐队的表情包的推特
The president of the united states just posted a nickelback meme.
美国总统刚刚发了一个五分钱乐队的表情包

If nothing else he should be impeached for that.
如果没有别的事情 他应该因为这件事被弹劾
I can't-- i can't believe i'm saying this. Nickelback deserves better.
我不能相信我要说出这句话 五分钱乐队值得更好的对待
Moving on, moving on, there are some explosive new revelations against president trump in New York Times, apparently while developing plans for his border wall.
接着往下看 《纽约时报》披露了一些针对特朗普总统的爆炸性新消息 显然是在为他的边境墙制定计划时披露的
The president floated the idea of fortifying the wall with, and this is real, flesh-piercing spikes and a water filled trench stocked with,
总统提出了加固墙壁的想法 这是真的 刺人的尖刺和一个装满水的战壕
I promise you this is still real, stocked with snakes or alligators.
我发誓这是真的 里面放满蛇或鳄鱼
I mean you know, while we're at it, what about a robot with lasers for eyes.
我是说 你知道 当我们在做的时候 用一个往眼睛上射激光的机器人怎么样
When they heard this, even seven year olds were like, i mean this sounds crazy, isn't it?
即使是七岁小孩听到了 都会说 我是说这听起来很疯狂 不是吗
Now to be clear, trump wanted the trench stocked with either snakes or alligators.
老实讲 川普想要在战壕里放满蛇或者鳄鱼
It was a one or the other situation. Cuz asking for both would be ridiculous.
蛇或者鳄鱼 因为两个都放的话就太荒谬了
In other news, according to a new study, living close to the water is good for your mental health.
另一方面 根据一项新的研究 住得离水近对你的心理健康有好处
Those who live less than a mile away from the ocean are significantly less likely to have depression or anxiety. Yeah, because you're rich.
那些住在离海洋不到一英里的地方的人患抑郁症或焦虑症的可能性要小得多 是的 因为你有钱
I mean-- is this a study we needed? Did did we ask for this study?
这是我们需要的研究吗 我们想让你们研究这个吗
What a relief to know that all you need to battle depression is multimillion dollar beachfront real estate.
当你知道你只需要数百万美元的海滨房产就可以对抗经抑郁时 你会如释重负
Researchers are saying that people who live close to with water have lower levels of anxiety unless of course that water is a trench filled with snakes or alligators.
研究人员称 住在有水的地方的人焦虑水平较低 除非那里是一条满是蛇或短吻鳄的沟渠g2)[n^nizkrv3eW]j。
And we wante to show you this. The company behind the popular xbox game halo is using some rather unique voiceover talent in their next version of the game.
我们想让你们看看这个 广受欢迎的xbox游戏《光环》背后的公司在他们的下一版本游戏中使用了一些相当独特的配音人才
It's a pug, right, who was brought into the studio to record breathes, grunts and snorts, take a look.
这是一条哈巴狗对吗 它被带到录音棚来录制呼吸声 呼噜声和鼻息声 看一下
I mean i knew-- i knew that robots might take our jobs one day. I did not see this coming.
我的意思是 我知道有一天机器人可能会抢走我们的工作 万万没想到这个
As the voice of peter rabbit, let me say this, stay in your lane, dog. Stay in your lane.
使用彼得兔的声音 让我说 狗 呆在你的兵线上 呆在你的兵线上
Okay? You know? So i come down to your job and knock the phone out of your mouth?
你知道吗 我来做你的工作 拿走你的电话
The dog was hired to provide video game sound effects.
这只狗被雇佣为电子游戏提供声效
It's all part of a new upcoming release, Halo six pug-ment day.
这都属于一个游戏的新版本 光晕6 哈巴狗时代