We are gonna start off tonight by talking a little bit about the Trump campaign.
我们今天晚上先来聊聊特朗普的竞选
Now this was bizarre—yesterday Trump's son Donald Trump Jr. posted this tweet about the Syrian refugee crisis:
有件怪事——昨天特朗普的儿子小唐纳德·特朗普发了一条有关叙利亚难民危机的推文
It tweeted if I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just three would kill you.
上面写道 如果我有一碗彩虹糖 我告诉你只要吃三颗 他就能要了你的命
Would you take a handful? That's our Syrian refugee problem.
你还会抓一大把吗 这就是我们面对的叙利亚难民危机
I mean, there's a lot to unpack here. Why did he write this tweet?
这里面隐藏信息有很多啊 他为什么要写这条推文
Most Trump supporters don't even like skittles,
大部分特朗普的支持者根本不喜欢彩虹糖
mainly because the slogan taste the rainbow sounds a little too gay-friendly for them.
主要是因为它们的广告语品尝彩虹听起来感觉好像对同性恋挺友好似的
Donald Trump, Jr. tweeting this about immigrants also strikes me as being very hypocritical,
小唐纳德·特朗普的这条推文还让我感觉特别虚伪
like given that he himself is the son of an immigrant. And an orange skittle.
设想下假使他是个移民的孩子 爸爸是颗黄色的彩虹糖
Now, someone at the Washington post did the math, and the actual chance of an American being
华盛顿邮报有人做了计算 一个美国人被某个
killed by a foreign-born terrorist is actually one in 3.6 million.
出生在国外的恐怖分子杀死的几率是360万分之1
You will definitely die if you eat that many skittles, but it will be from type 2 diabetes.
如果你吃很多彩虹糖的话 你肯定会死 但是是死于二型糖尿病

There's an interesting twist to this.
还有个有趣的小转折
It turns out that the photo of the skittles bowl he used was actually taken by a former refugee from Cyprus.
人们发现小特朗普所用的彩虹糖碗的照片实际上是一个塞浦路斯曾经的难民拍摄的
That's right, the meme complaining about refugees relied on the work of a refugee.
没错 抱怨难民问题所配的图还是难民拍的
Which explains skittles' brand new slogan: Taste the irony.
这就印证彩虹糖的新广告语了 品尝讽刺的味道
But the other big news story today, perhaps the most troubling news today, it came out that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
今天还有一条大新闻 可能也是最让人难过的新闻 据报道 布拉德·皮特与安吉丽娜·朱莉
are filing for divorce and will end their relationship of 12 years.
正在起诉离婚 要终止二人持续12年的婚姻
I know. I'm taking this news especially hard because I named my daughter Brangelina. Feels like a mistake now.
我理解你们的心情 我也很难接受 因为我给自己的女儿取得名字就叫做布兰吉丽娜 感觉我好像犯了个大错
Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift called it quits, now Brad and Angelina are breaking up...
汤姆·希德勒斯顿和泰勒·斯威夫特分手了 布拉德·皮特和安吉丽娜也离婚了
I'd make a joke, but honestly, I'm too worried about what this means for me and Justin Bieber.
我开过玩笑 但是讲实话 我现在很担心我跟贾斯汀·比伯会怎么样
Angelina filed for custody of their six children. When Brad heard that, he was like, we have six children?
安吉丽娜要求成为6个孩子的监护人 布拉德听着这 他说 我们有6个孩子
It seems like way more! This breakup couldn't come at a worse time.
这也太多了吧 这场分手的时机实在是太不友好了
In the face of a Donald Trump presidency, Brad and Angelina's marriage
因为唐纳德·特朗普当了总统后 布拉德和安吉丽娜这对夫妻
was the last hope for immigrants to be welcomed into this country.
已经是移民想要搬来美国的最后的希望了