Since moving to America I've been here like a year now.
距离我搬来美国已经一年了
And I've noticed that a lot of big companies use acronyms.
我注意到很多企业……
But then I realized that these companies use acronyms, right.
很多企业的名字都是缩写而来的
So like, I don't know if you knew this, but you know Geico, for example.
比如 不知道你们有没有听过这个 比如Geico
Their name is an acronym for: Government employees insurance company, right.
他们公司的全名是 公职人员保险公司
That's what Geico stands for, okay?
这就是Geico的全名
But what I recently found out, I didn't know if you knew this, Reg,
我最近还发现 雷吉 不知道你注意到这点没有
all companies' names are acronyms. OK?
所有的公司名原来都是缩写
Like, who here is on twitter? Anyone here on twitter?
比如 在座有人用twitter吗 有吗
OK, well, if you are on twitter, I had no idea that twitter was an acronym but it is,
如果有人用twitter 我想说我以前从来不知道twitter也是缩写 但事实就是这样
twitter actually stands for: Type whatever!
Twitter的全名是 随便写
It's totally terrible.
真的很烦

Everyone's racist.
所有人都是种族主义者
That's the acronym of twitter.
这就是twitter的全名
Now, we also found out that tinder is an acronym, OK.
而且我们还发现tinder也是缩写
And tinder stands for: Tragedy is never-ending.
全称是 悲剧从未结束
Doink every rando. That's tinder.
跟陌生人上床 这就是tinder
I will say: You're a less likely to hook up with anyone if you call it doinking.
我想说 如果你把这个叫做上床的话 那你结婚估计挺难了
Believe me, I learned that the hard way.
相信我 我在这方面有过血泪教训
Snapchat stands for: Send naked ass pictures.
Snapchat的全称是 发光屁股照片
Cry hard alone tonight.
晚上一个人哭惨了
That's no good. But it's not just apps.
这样说不太好 但不仅是手机应用程序是这样
Restaurants, restaurants apparently legally have to be acronyms as well. Not legally.
饭店也合理合法的使用着缩写 有时不是合法的
But I have no idea that subway actually stands for, subway stands for Sandwiches?
但我还不确定subway的全称是什么 可能是 可以吃三明治吗
Ummm...basically?
嗯……我想说
Wouldn't answer yes.
不可以
That's subway.
这是subway
While we're on restaurants, Chipotle is also an acronym.
还有饭店 chipotle也是缩写
Pretty graphic this one but you know apparently this is what it stands for.
这个非常有画面感 但他的全称是这样的
Chipotle stands for: Call help!
Chipotle的意思是 快帮帮忙
I peed out the lower end!
我尿裤子了
That's Chipotle. We didn't write it!
这是chipotle 这可不是我们编的啊
Completely true!
这是真的
Now, it's not just restaurants.
而且还不止饭店
It's not just restaurants, Reggie, it isn't. It is also movies.
雷吉 还有电影也是这样的
And some movie titles have acronyms for their names.
有些电影其实是缩写
Like batman versus superman.
比如蝙蝠侠大战超人
It's an acronym. And it actually stands for boring, atrocious, terrible movie.
就是缩写 它的全称是 无聊暴力的垃圾电影
Affleck now very sad.
阿弗莱克很难过
Usually people are entertained!
本来以为很好看的
Really mad. Awful night.
很生气 浪费了一个晚上
I wish they'd put out that on the poster.
要是他们把这个写在海报上就好了
I would have saved like 12 dollars...
我就省了12块了
Sorry, it just reminded me all this stuff. Did you know that names can be acronyms as well?
我突然想起来一件事 你知道名字也是缩写吗
Really? Yeah. People's names are also acronyms. I did not know that. Like what?
真的吗 没错 人名也可以是缩写 这我还不知道 比如呢
Yeah. Like your last name Corden stands for completely obnoxious reprobate,
比如你的姓corden 全称是特别讨厌的恶棍
I think it's degrading entertainment nightly
后面是每晚都在宣扬低级趣味
Wow! That's a bit harsh, Reg, it's a bit harsh.
哇 这个有点过分了吧 雷吉 这个过分了
I mean I didn't make it up. It's just actually in your family genealogy.
这个不是我编的呀 这在你族谱里写的就有
Well, yes, I did some research as well into your name.
好吧 我也查了一下你的名字
And your name stands for really eggy gauche grand dad.
你的名字的全称是 像蛋一样扭曲的爷爷
Do you know I'm thought going to tell you, I'm not going to hurt your feelings. I won't say. I won't say.
你知道吗 我本来不想伤害你的 我没想说的