Barack Obama is the Nickelback of presidents.
奥巴马就是总统中的Nickelback（加拿大著名的五分钱乐队，暗指其成绩颇受争议但却有大量脑残粉）9KYsGHUZ9I^J_%[[6_&n。
Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles. @woodstockdave. Thanks Dave
奥巴马连点皇堡不加酸黄瓜都协商不好ODLmCYK;oG。你脑洞真大，戴夫4]FL[c;ApdZT。
I bet Obama likes mustard on his hotdogs because he's gross. @duckpunks
我敢说奥巴马喜欢在热狗上加芥末，因为他很恶心8EemTI,j7k。
Just found out my daughter shares a birthday with Obama. PUKE! (in caps). @momof4munchkins
刚发现我闺女和奥巴马同一天生日9[rLX7=b-R3t7~[E!e。大写的“呕吐”JKWmFYK4Y[m。
Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look.
奥巴马跳舞跟他的牛仔裤一样辣眼睛pn2FQ2b#.NQdAew。（他常被批在正式场合穿牛仔裤，而且都很难看）
You know, this jeans thing. This is so old. That was years ago. Come on!
要我说，牛仔裤这个梗也太古老了吧Z0_gZ[stVfWgjf&V。那都是多少年前的事了&4,@1l,nQq~AG。还揪着不放！

My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks. it isn't even conditioning my hair. I blame Obama.
我妈买了新的护发素，特烂，一点都不管用QF~ui!&[y39]。都怪奥巴马5SGUfK@J|aw_1z^X]YV。
Barack Obama, bro, do you even lift!?
奥巴马，老兄，你能举重么！？（lift的意思是do weight lifting）
Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban Cigars, that's worth something.
这个嘛，我解禁了古巴雪茄，这挺有分量吧A_hC.ErRcZL6V。（lift有“举起”和“解除”两种意思）
Barack Obama is the sharknado of presidents. Loud, stupid, and over-hyped. #Sharknado4
奥巴马是总统中的《鲨卷风》（无脑大鲨鱼惊悚片），又吵、又傻且吹捧过度m=)5Y..8QJ。#鲨卷风4
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of United States! Exclamation point. @realDonaldTrump
奥巴马总统将会以美国史上最烂的总统身份下台！
Well, @realDonaldTrump. At least I will go down as a president.
呃，唐纳德·川普a_1lZirRHYlWh(@。起码我是以总统身份下台的e(QJzfBSU3d。（当时奥巴马认为希拉里会获胜，SAD！）
A 30 rack of Coors Light is 23 dollars now at Sun Stop. Thanks, Obama.
30瓶一箱的银子弹啤酒，在Sun Stop都买到了23块钱了+iyGT.K[~G+Pv-|cR。真得“感激”奥巴马啊6AiDN=aDYjNB_K)LGl。