So this thing came out today with prince.
今天这件事和王子有关
His passport, he just got a new passport photo.
因为 王子的护照换了新照片
And someone shared it on Twitter, recently. And it does not disappoint.
最近有人把照片分享到了推特上 照片并没有让大家失望
It basically looks exactly what you would imagine prince's passport photo looks like, in your head, right.
基本上看起来 就跟大家脑补的王子的护照照片是一样的
So I've got it here. Look at that. For a passport photo.
我这准备的有 看 护照照片
You have ever—it is majestic.
最——这是很大众的一张照片
Like I know you're not meant to smile
我知道你不是故意笑的
but that doesn't mean you should be allowed to exude that much sexual energy.
但是这也并不意味着你就可以做出这么明显的性暗示

The picture immediately changes from a passport to like a lifetime membership to the mile high club.
这张照片的价值很快就从一张护照变成了千尺聚会的终身会员卡
He's on the no fly list, he's on the two-fly list.
他在禁飞名单上 却在双飞名单上
Look at his facial hair.
看这个胡子
Imagine how long that takes am look at his facial hair, Reg.
想想看要多久才能长成这样 雷吉你看
Look at that, it is just around the lips, not even here, just like a hairy lip liner.
就贴着嘴长 也不是嘴唇上方的毛发
It's vaguely there. Yeah.
看起来很模糊
Like a Brazilian for your face.
像巴西人
Does prince even need a passport?
王子还需要护照吗
I feel like he could just walk on to a plane and they will be like
我以为他只需要走上飞机 就会有很多人跟他说
hey, we were going to Cincinnati, but where do you want to go.
我们原本是飞往辛辛那提的 但您想去哪里呢
Where do you want to be?
以您的需求为准
You know what I mean. This got us thinking.
你们明白吗 这就引发了我们的思考
We were looking at this and we thought every celebrity needs a passport some of we did some digging.
我们看着这个就想起 每个明星都是有护照的 于是我们就找了一些出来
We actually found a few more celebrity passport photos to show you.
这里有些明星护照的照片想给你们看
This is—here's Bernie Sanders right there, there he is.
这个——这是伯尼·桑德斯
It's actually got a stamp from the Titanic.
是来自泰坦尼克号上面的印章
This is Taylor Swift's passport, just there.
这是泰勒·斯威夫特的护照
We wanted to—
我们想——
We actually wanted to show you Kayne's passport as well but you can only see it on tidal.
本来我们还想给你们看侃爷的护照的但你们只能看见一会儿
We did manage to get our hands on Beyonce's passport. Here it is there.
我们还拿到了碧昂斯的护照 就是这个
That is not actually a gift, it is a still image.
实际上这个不是动图 就是静态图片
Your eyes are making it do that.
是你们的眼睛出了问题
Finally it wouldn't be fair to show other people's passport photos without showing you mine.
最后 如果光放别人的照片不放我的也不合适
So this is mine right here. There I am.
这个就是我的 这个是我
There is he. Sweet baby James.
帅小伙 詹姆斯
You know. I need to get back to the gym but that's pretty much me.
你们知道的 我要回去了 但这个人确实是我