Here's what people are talking about. Did you guys hear about this?
最近谈论最多的话题来看看，你们听说了吗？
Apparently President Trump wants to hold a big military parade in Washington.
小特希望在华盛顿举办别开生面的阅兵仪式4QyrB9@Li-d9@F&FN。
Yeah, it would have tanks, airplanes, and soldiers marching.
没错，仪式将包括坦克、飞机和士兵行进VWMGEC.1&u。
And at the end of the parade, Trump would be like wait. where's Santa?
到仪式的最后，小特绝对会问圣诞老人在哪？
I was looking at Trump's schedule today, and I saw that he's hosting a National Prayer Breakfast Dinner.
我看了小特的日程表，发现他将举行国家祈祷早餐会E.YFADXT(Li。
I guess the only way you can get Trump to attend an event is by having two meals in the title.
我觉得让小特参加早餐会的唯一方法是在标题上写上两道菜名WQXy7t(R-5R)-~kj。
You go like tomorrow I'm hosting a charity brunch lunch.
就像这样，明天我要举办国家祈祷早午餐会ImbZPr4k(8j^。
But get this, you guys. The trump administration is thinking about adding work requirements and raising rent
听听这个，小特政府认为对于住在经济适用房中的居民，
for people living in public housing. Americans are like, great.
应该对他们有工作要求，并且要增加佣金，美国人听完感言，太棒了jnpo!)4pg|tYQ]CLXBGJ。
Let's start with the White House. Ho! Hey-oh! Perfect. Hoh!
那就先从白宫开始吧，完美qh%W64=G0qs^]。
This is going viral. Did you see this clip of Trump boarding Air Force One? Did you see this? Yeah. Yes.
这个视频传疯了，你们看小特登上空军一号的视频了吗，看了.]x^P=HJscD=。
We've all seen the wind do some crazy things to Donald Trump's hair, but nothing quite like this. No.
强烈的风给小特的头发吹得稀巴烂，但这次完全不一样Zq.B6ttyyemG(|S_Ed。
Take a look. This is real. All right. Oh, boy! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Ho! Yikes. All right. Yeah. Ohh!
来看看，这是真事，哈哈哈，哦哦3I-]d!Jm[A8g-B。
Did his head just flash me? Yeah. I mean, I have no idea what I just saw. What did I just see? Could've been pixelated.
他的头闪了我一下，没错，我不知道我看到了什么，我看到了什么，不可能是打了马赛克Bh*DSmp0,##6j&3.v。
Is anyone else kind of relieved that there wasn't a face on the back of his head? Cause it was like...
他头后面看起来像一张脸，其实没有，大家可以放心了，就像这样-6ZUTr#XK(。

This is pretty cool, though. Elon Musk. That dude is interesting.
下面这个太酷了，埃隆·马斯克，他太有趣了@mAfh!NQ6D#。
I like what he did. He just does crazy, I love the guy.
我喜欢他，他干了许多疯狂的事，我喜欢他uYvyfECkc62_(_s=W。
So he wants to send humans to Mars, so he just launched an unmanned rocket that was the biggest ever to make it into space.
他希望将人类送上月球，这次他将无人火箭送往了太空，这是迄今为止最大的火箭KN%]*1iZp^zsk。
And he said that it would either be a success or a great fireworks display,
他说这次发射就两个结果，一个是成功，一个是精彩的烟火表演，
which is also what my dad says whenever he deep-fries a turkey.
这也是我爸爸经常说的，尤其是在他炸火鸡的时候k+GQ-h#J%XV=j1k5。
He's like hold onto your eyebrows! The big news back on Earth is that Kylie Jenner finally announced the name of her baby.
他会说保护好你的眉毛，回到地球，凯莉·詹娜宣布了孩子的姓名sPOzpbmBy#。
Whew. That's right. It is Stormi, with an I Oh. Yeah.
没错，名字叫飓风[KW8)pXt=&uA=CTAp@。
which means her next three kids will be named Sunny, Cloudy, and Chance of Meatballs.
这就意味着接下来的三个孩子一定叫，阳光、阴天和天降美食.r1c0,@#)Em,d(0JD4。
You guys, Valentine's Day is coming up, and I saw that two restaurants here in New York City
情人节马上要来了，两家纽约餐馆
were just named in OpenTable's 100 most romantic restaurants in America. Yep.
进入了“OpenTable”订餐平台评选的100家最浪漫餐厅榜单，没错=72kVI&Sa3Bs,fPC[。
They picked The River Cafe in Brooklyn. And then long shot is Chili's Too at LaGuardia. Really?! Wow!
一个是布鲁克林的“河咖啡厅”，还有一个出人意料，是拉瓜迪亚的“Chili's Too”餐厅，真的？
Well, this is kind of crazy. A new study finds that McDonald's French fries can actually help cure baldness.
这个疯狂了，新研究显示麦当劳的薯条可以治愈秃头T)yhsHuKUim。
So it's a great choice for guys, skinny and bald or fat and hairy?
人们有了新选择，是瘦骨如柴加秃顶，还是肥胖臃肿加发多.SYo%QE4fz=t;7。
Finally, I heard that a Girl Scout in San Diego is being investigated for selling cookies outside a marijuana dispensary.
最后一条，圣地亚哥一位女童军正在接受调查，原因是她在一家大麻药房外售卖饼干KsUjPSv@jzieSOzL4uG。
If it's true, she'll be given the badge for Smartest Girl Scout Ever.
如果是真的，她将被授予最聪明的女童军勋章L=EMSbTP94RYN。
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
今晚的节目非常精彩，掌声送给紫根合唱团wlZ1A%AJaje#H。