(单词翻译:单击)
The New York subway is not just crowded, it's a crazy place. And to prove that, we went out on the street here in Brooklyn
纽约的地铁不仅仅是挤死人，它还是个奇葩的地方。为了给出证明，我们走上这里的布鲁克林街头，
and asked people getting off it to share the craziest thing they ever saw on the subway.
询问刚下地铁的人，请他们分享他们在地铁上看到过的最奇葩的事情。
What is the craziest thing you've ever seen on the subway?
你在地铁上看到过的最奇葩的事情是什么？
This one woman spilled her oatmeal. And then a kid, someone else's kid, tried eating it. So bad.
有个女的洒掉了她的燕麦片，然后有个孩子，别人家的孩子，想要去吃那燕麦片。真糟糕。
This guy sitting next to me, like nothing weird about it at first.
有个男的坐在我旁边，一开始到没发生什么怪事。
And then he reaches into his like CVS bag and grabs a deodorant and he like, opens it and starts putting it all over his body. Like
然后他把手伸进好像是“CVS”包里，拿出了一瓶除臭剂，他打开它，然后开始浑身上下地涂抹。
on top of his clothes. Like just painting his body with this stick of deodorant.
涂抹在他的衣服上面。用除臭剂涂抹他的身体。
I mean it's crazy, but I've seen a lot of rats. I've seen ones run across seven people,
很疯狂的，我看见过很多老鼠。有一只穿过了七个人，
and I'm like okay, I'm out of here. The buck nakedness, the naked women.
然后我说，好吧，是非之地不宜久留。光屁股啊，赤条条的女人。
People peeing in a cup, and then when the train like stops,
在杯子里撒尿的人，然后就在这时，地铁（突然）停了下来，
They just drop the cup and the pee just like sloshed all over the train.
他们就打翻了手中的杯子，杯中的尿溅得满地铁都是。
I have seen an older gentleman chase a young woman with a cane, to beat her, for no reason.
我见过一位老先生举着一根手杖追赶一名年轻女子，莫名其妙地暴打她。
I one time saw a guy, was like Halloween, so we were waiting for the train late night, and the trash barge showed up.
我有一次看到一个人，好像是在万圣节时候，我们正在等午夜地铁，这时开来了一辆垃圾驳船。
And this kid just got on the trash barge and rode it away.
然后那小子就跳上了垃圾驳船，乘着它离开了。
And I'm fairly certain he's dead now.
我很确定他现在已经归西了。
I don't remember. As I said, I don't use the subway anymore. But it wasn't crazy, it was very common when I was young.
我记不得了。就像我说的，我不再乘地铁了。但那事不是很奇葩，我年轻的时候很常见。
That men would stand on the platform outside and as you were in the subway looking out, they tended to masturbate at you.
当你站在地铁里往外看的时候，站在月台上的男人往往会对着你开撸。
But it was, you know, sort of normal. You didn't even react to it.
但那时那种行为很正常。你对此根本就无动于衷。
And... That's fun. Yeah.
那很有趣。对啊。
Brought to you by the New York City Board of Tourism.
纽约旅游委员会为您呈现。
That's how grandma and my grandpa. Alright.
这就是我们的祖父和祖母。好了。
Do you love clicking buttons and subscribing to things?
你喜欢点击按钮订阅吗？
Then click the button to subscribe my channel and you'll finally be happy.
那就点击按钮订阅我的频道吧 你会找到快乐的
