Well, we like to keep changing things up around here,
我们的节目一直在变来变去
so right now it's time for a brand-new segment.
所以现在是我们的崭新节目时间
How many people text with their mothers? Everybody? Somebody? Yeah.
有多少人在和妈妈发短信的 全部吗 还是说部分人 好吧
It used to be that parents didn't text 'cause they didn't know how,
过去父母们都不发短信的 因为他们不知道怎么发
but now they do text and still don't know how.
现在虽然他们会打字 但是仍然不知道怎么发短信
So it gave us an idea for a new segment we're calling "Word From Your Mother."
因此我们有了新节目的灵感 我们称为 来自亲妈的短信

She's a bad bad mama Just as fine as she can be
她是个坏坏的妈妈 有多好 就有多坏
Hey, she's a bad bad girl Just as fine as she can be
嘿 她是个坏坏的女孩 有多好 就有多坏
Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension
她的身材怎么量都完美
I don't know it. I realized I didn't know the words. All right.
我不知道呃 我意识到我不知道歌词 好啦
These are real texts from real mothers that we found on Instagram.
这有一些我们在Ins上找的亲妈发的短信
This mom texted a picture with the caption "TBT."
这个妈妈发了张图片 紧接着发了大写字母 TBT
And he says, "LOL, Mom, but it's not Thursday."
儿子回 哈哈 妈妈 但是今天不是星期四啊
She said, "Isn't that 'turn back time'?"
亲妈回他 这难道不是时光倒流吗
This is from a Instagram account called "Crazy Jewish Mom."
这个来自于一个叫 疯狂的犹太妈妈 的Ins账户
"Kate, I sat next to the nicest young man "at Starbucks today. "Yale. Lawyer.
Kate 我今天在星巴克坐在最美的小鲜肉旁边 耶鲁大学的 律师噢
"I showed him your Facebook picture and gave him your number."
我把你脸书上的照片给他看了 还把你的电话给他了
"Mom, you can't be giving my number out to strangers." "Yale."
我的亲妈 你不能把我的电话随随便便给个陌生人啊 耶鲁大学的啊
Right to it. And here's one more. "How make chicken?"
说的好 这儿还有一个 怎么做鸡
"What?" "Where buy chicken?" "Mom, this isn't Google." "Avacoda."
什么 在哪里买鸡 妈妈 我又不是谷歌 要你何用
If you have a text from your mother you think I should see, please send it to me.
如果你也有亲妈发的有趣的短信 欢迎发送给我