Calleigh, that outfit, let me guess—karate.
卡莉，你这身打扮让我猜一下，空手道+lMJuB7G.*b。
It's not karate. What I just saw...It's kung fu. Oh, I'm sorry, okay. Kung fu.
不是空手道*;jMpvotU!_1UXW5,hx)。那我看见的是...是功夫PDV8r38#B1IOfa*。哦，抱歉，是功夫.K1]i60uyu。
Okay. What's...
好的，什么...
Either she's really interested or I'm boring already.
我想她是感兴趣我，亦或是我非常无聊b#KpZts!o&@c。
What's...what's the difference between karate and kung fu?
空手道和功夫之间有什么不同？
Karate is when you use your feet.
空手道用脚bGRwK5F592aKCb。
Kung fu is when you use your hands and your feet. Really?
功夫用脚也用手_4V=@ki^=@vF7.CP。真的吗？

I have a question for you.
我有一个问题问你？
Yes? Why you don't have any hair?
说吧？你怎么没头发？
Cause I'm a taekwondo master,
因为我是跆拳道大师，
and when you graduate with a fifth-degree black belt, they shave your head as part.
黑带五段时，他们把我的头发剪成了这样，当作...
And also, I have another question.
我还有另外一个问题=~mBCbwcW_j。
You've got another question.
你还有问题BJlR#tHwrvZoK_e。
Why you have a beard?
你为什么有胡须？
Well, see, that's really a mustache.
其实这是胡子T%Gvh,=H5gv,7Qr&_vm。
Are you interviewing me? Yes. Yes.
你是在采访我吗？是的ceX[LRB+OyIMCk&oILU。是的kTt8@!1eqvNW[0(Ir。
Why are you staring at me?
你为什么盯着我看？
This is actually called paying attention.
这个叫做集中注意力u&aI|F!*O3*99。
Cause you're so, you're so pretty.
因为你太美了~Tl;T3pG.=ol1r!。
Does your sisters and brothers have mustaches like you? Do my sisters and brothers have mustaches?
你的兄弟姐妹有你这样的胡子吗？我的兄弟姐妹有胡子吗？
Well, none of my sisters do.
我的姐妹们是没有的Um-=N8kp~q=。
And if I said they did, I could never go back to Cleveland again.
如果我说她们有，克里夫兰我可就回不去了pmo@9;4;(o)k,0BD。
Show me some moves.
给我们展示一下你的招式0*UGdO8@2%9w5+]u|+|。
Where is the staff at? You have a staff? Yes. There.
你的武器呢？你有武器吧？有，在这里|UvZN*dbNhm1_,%G。
Okay, hold tight, hold tight there. Hold tight.
抓紧它，抓紧了+1ZzKvx8T##f。
Too close, too close. Okay, hold it, hold it. Turn around this way.
太近了，太近了，拿住它，拿住VbYiw4a+D7@。面向观众yupOy0swr@N=6q0w4。
We gonna do the moves. Show the people.
你将向他们展示bOfX4V9Ujo#iUbO9。
Yeah. Are you supposed to...Get all this out the way. That's good.
非常好，你应该...把这个拿那边去，不错X*I9LOI|=C。
Are you, are you supposed to, like, hyah! Dui! Sho! Shwe! Too close, too close.
你是不是应该这样，哈！Dui! Sho! Shwe!太近，太近Dmm5cR--kgG=xX。
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！
Okay, that's close. Yeah, yes.
好了，太近了，好了，好了~|VBRb%&%W9。
Why are you staring at me again?
你为什么又盯着我？
Okay. Come on. Let me see what else you got. Okay.
来这里,看看你还有什么招式[65p^fH4@W,]c。好的
I like that.
我喜欢这个*GsqC=S;SBXJ]I。
The final move, I'm supposed to hold some wood.
最后一招，我要拿一些木板上来3M!,TqWt+A%RD_yLh。
Okay. Okay, here we go.
好了，在这里=V@s4TTo2sKJH^OUmo。
So...You're supposed to hold it like this.
那么，你应该这么拿着qjT;p=#lkod4cF8!U。
Okay. Okay. Now, okay. So stay right there.
好的，你站在这里sZ]D%I)~FP8,J9d#h。
Let me get my arms out so we don't have nothing going on.
等我拿稳它，要不然该出事了zXR2wSR[g^_wu。
You'll be fine. Focus, focus. I'm gonna be...Okay! Hold on. Let me get it right.
你会没事的,D^6S4EN[_I,@f。集中，集中注意力~dOfr+)h0Lzdy%|。好的，等一下AU*A_!~J&[,!kmmx)H。让我拿稳它;*M8aOk.p~W。
Let me get nice and long. That's good.
让我拿稳它(brzd3mIZQf;MTM[Tn5。这样就很好了dl=a8K~K-d(@6uLIxw。
That it? Yeah, there we go.
好了，非常棒wpOoW#5OUFLqklDH。
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Calleigh!
女士们先生们，为卡莉鼓掌！