(单词翻译:单击)
Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one thing missing, please welcome Robin Thicke!
女士们先生们，万事俱备，舞台上只少了我们今天的嘉宾，欢迎罗宾·西克！
Now, now, Robin, how good are you with cheesy pick-up lines?
罗宾，你擅不擅长用那些很俗气的情话搭讪？
Well, I've never been really good picking up women...Really? Especially the pickup lines, you know.
嗯，我不擅长搭讪。真的吗？特别是讲情话
Never been good at lines? Well, I'm not very good, either.
不擅长搭讪？哎，我也不擅长
But tonight we're going to see who is the best or shall I say the worst and we have chosen an audience member to help us out.
但是今晚，我们会找出我们中搭讪最强或者说最烂的那个人，我们邀请了一位嘉宾上台协助
So please come and join us with a round of applause, everybody.
大家掌声响起来
Thank you. Hello, I'm James. Hi, James. What's your name? I'm Stacy.
谢谢。你好，我是詹姆斯。你是？我叫史黛西
You are Stacy. Now are you a fan of a cheesy pickup line? Do they all work on you? Absolutely.
史黛西，你喜欢别人跟你讲那些俗套的情话吗？这些情话管用吗？当然
OK, well, let's find out because it's time to play Lay It on Thick with Robin Thicke.
好，让我们期待罗宾·西克的《吹牛大王》！
Hey, do you need to lay down? You must be so tired.
嗨，你要不要躺下来休息一下？我想你一定很累了
Because you've been running through my mind all day.
因为你已经在我心里跑了一整天
Hello. Good evening. Do you know what this jacket is made of?
你好，晚上好。你知道我这件夹克是什么材质的吗？
No. Boyfriend material. Yes.
不知道。男朋友材质的。好的
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your hand looks a little heavy.
哇，你的手看起来好重
Do you want me to hold it for you?
需要我帮你握着吗？
Excuse me? Yes? Are you by chance a professional magician? No.
不好意思。什么事？你是一位专业的魔术师吗？不是
Well, because when I look at you everyone in the room disappears.
那为什么每次我一看向你，眼里就看不见其他人了？
Is your name google.com? Because you're everything I've been searching for.
你的名字是google.com吗？因为我一直都在找你
Your name must be Waldo, because a girl like you is so hard to find.
你的名字一定是沃尔多，因为你这样的女孩儿实在难得
OK. All right. I see what you're doing. All right.
好，好了，我看穿你的套路了。好
I got a call to come down here. They said there was an emergency.
我接到电话让我赶紧来这里，他们说这里发生了一起紧急事件
No one knew what to look for, but I did because you are on fire.
他们都不知道要找些什么，但我知道，因为在我眼里，你对我散发着致命的吸引力
So I—thank you. Thank you.
我——谢谢，谢谢你们
So I canceled my trip... I canceled my trip to space.
我取消了...我取消了去太空的计划
Because I don't have to leave earth because I can see the stars in your eyes.
因为我根本没必要离开地球，你眼里就有星星闪耀
I've done all the math, I've crunched all the numbers, and it keeps saying that me plus you equals true love.
我试过所有算法，算过所有数字，只得到了一个答案，我加你等于真爱
All right. Well, I'm done running all my experiments of the day because
好了。我今天结束了所有的实验，因为
I don't need to do any more and know that you and I have chemistry. Oh, god.
不用试就知道你和我之间有化学反应。天呐
Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys. Sorry, sorry.
抱歉，不好意思，打扰大家了。抱歉，不好意思
Would you want to get a drink right now? Yes. Yes. Yes. You're beautiful. Thank you!
你想喝一杯吗？当然，当然，当然。你真美。谢谢！
Come on! Owen Wilson?
我去！欧文·威尔逊？
He does that to me every time. Every time! We're gonna be next time.
他每次都这么整我。每次都这样！下次看我们的
Well, this...this has been Lay It on Thick with Robin Thicke and Owen Wilson! We'll be right back!
好了，今天的《吹牛大王》到此结束，感谢我们的嘉宾罗宾·西克和欧文·威尔逊！精彩马上回来！
