地点：莫妮卡和钱德勒公寓
人物：瑞秋，莫妮卡，钱德勒，乔伊，罗斯
事件：老友们说好一起合伙买彩票，莫妮卡却给自己和钱德勒单买彩票，老友们为此十分生气，都要拿回自己的彩票。

Rachel: OK, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win, how are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
瑞秋：好吧，莫妮卡，假设你的这些“特殊”彩票中大奖了，你赢了钱，却失去了朋友，你会作何感想？
Monica: Please, if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
莫妮卡：得了，我如果赢了钱，你们才不会离开我呢。上周人家送我一篮小松饼，结果你们粘了我3天！
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
瑞秋：钱德勒，你能告诉你老婆她做错了吗？
Chandler: She's right.You shouldn't have bought tickets just for us...
钱德勒：她说得对，你不该只为咱俩另买彩票……
Monica: Ahhh!
莫妮卡：啊？
Chandler: Let me finish, however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job, so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!
钱德勒：让我说完。但我求职似乎失利了，人穷志短，所以顾不上你们了，这些彩票是我们的！
Monica: There's the man I married!
莫妮卡：我就知道嫁你没嫁错！
Rachel: All right, believe me. If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
瑞秋：好吧，相信我，如果你赢大奖了，这会是你们最后一次见到我们！
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
莫妮卡：行，谁稀罕你们当朋友？我会买新朋友！然后花钱给他们整容，让他们看起来跟你们一模一样！
Rachel: Oh! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets!
瑞秋：够了！我要拿走我那份。
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
乔伊：对，我也要拿走我的！我要买尼克斯队，和施特菲•格拉芙，哈哈！
Ross: Then I want mine, too! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
罗斯：那我也要回我的！如果我赢钱了，要全部投资到限量债券上。