地点：领养机构的走廊内及办公室里
人物：莫妮卡，钱德勒，埃里卡
事件：埃里卡得知钱德勒和莫妮卡为了领养孩子而假装医生和牧师之后非常生气，但钱德勒最终说服了她。

Chandler: Erica, wait!
钱德勒：埃里卡，等等！
Erica: I've nothing to say to you.
埃里卡：我跟你没什么可说的。
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
钱德勒：你完全有理由生气。我们确实撒谎了。但这只是因为我们太久以来一直都在等待和努力有个孩子。现在我们也不知道，下一次机会还要等到何年何月。
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
埃里卡：你为什么不让牧师祈祷去呢？
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
钱德勒：埃里卡，求求你了。考虑一下我们吧。找他们要我们的档案看看。我们姓宾。我妻子是个厨师，我从事广告行业。
Erica: Yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong
埃里卡：是。我其实挺喜欢你们的。但是这都无关紧要了，因为你们做的是不对的。
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right...
钱德勒：但是你确实喜欢我们俩啊。你也没有喜欢错。我妻子是个特别棒的女人。她有爱心，乐于奉献，非常关心别人。别告诉她我这么说了，但是她总是正确的……
I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
我爱我妻子胜过这世上的任何事物。我……不能给她个孩子，我难过得要死……我真的想要个孩子。那一天最终到来的时候，我会学着当一个好爸爸。但是我妻子……她已经准备好了。她是个好妈妈……可是没有孩子……求求你了。
Chandler: You still want that baby?
钱德勒：你还想要那个孩子吗？
Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!
莫妮卡：老天保佑你，钱德勒·宾！