地点：罗斯公寓客厅
人物：瑞秋，罗斯，桑迪
事件：罗斯最终还是受不了多愁善感的男保姆桑迪而决定将他开除，瑞秋不忍看下去而躲了起来。

Ross: Here goes...
罗斯：我要去了……
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo.
瑞秋：我看不下去了。这就像是在解雇艾蒙。
Ross: Sandy, hi, we um, we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out.
罗斯：桑迪，嗨，我们，呃，我们需要聊聊。我很遗憾地告诉你，此事好像行不通。
Sandy: Oh...
桑迪：哦……
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, Rachel and I think you are great with Emma, um, we just feel...
罗斯：是的，呃，我是说，我和瑞秋都认为你照顾爱玛照顾得非常好，呃，我们只是觉得……
Rachel: You! You feel!
瑞秋：是你！你认为！
Ross: I just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to giveyou good recommendation...
罗斯：我只是觉得……我们之间的气场不太合。我很抱歉。我们很愿意为你提供好的推荐意见……
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no! That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys 'cause I liked you the best.
桑迪：哦，不，不，不！没关系的。我从别家也得到了很多邀请。我选择你们是因为我最喜欢你们。
Rachel: Oh, damn you Geller!
瑞秋：去死吧，盖勒！
Ross: Anyway, uh, well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.
罗斯：总而言之，呃，很高兴没有什么不愉快的感觉。
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever's in your home. Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
桑迪：不，一点都没有。你当然有权利选择你喜欢的人。但是，如果你不介意的话，可否告诉我你的问题是什么？有可能的话，我以后还能有所改进。
Ross: No, you know, it's um, nothing you did, it's... it's um, it's my issue.
罗斯：不，你知道，不是你做了什么，是……呃，是我的问题。