Kids, get the popcorn out. Let me tell you the story of the space viking, Thor Odinson.
孩子们，把爆米花拿出来。我来给你们讲一个名叫索尔·奥丁森的太空维京人的故事。
He was no ordinary man. He was a god.
他并非凡人。他是神。
After saving planet Earth for the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey.
在第500次拯救地球后，索尔开启了新的旅程。
He got in shape. He went from dad bod to god bod. And after all that...
他的体型也恢复了。他从老爹般的身材变成了上帝身材。在那之后...
Mjolnir!
妙尔尼尔！
He reclaimed his title as the one and only Thor. Oh, spoke too soon.
他夺回了自己独一无二的雷神头衔。哦，话说得太早了。
Jane?!
简？！
The old ex-girlfriend.
前女友啊。
What's it been, like three, four years?
多久没见了，三四年了吧？
Eight years, seven months, and six days, give or take.
8年7个月零6天，差不多。
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?
我，呃，还有感觉吗？

Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.
啐。哈！是的，对。
The only ones who gods care about is themselves.
神只关心他们自己。
So this is my vow. All gods will die.
所以我发誓，所有的神都会死。
I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
我只想说你刚才的表现让我印象非常深刻。
It was just my first bad guy.
那是我处理的第一个坏蛋。
Ah, you never forget your first.
啊，你永远不会忘记你的第一次。
You are not like the other gods I've killed.
你和我杀过的其他诸神不一样。
Because I have something worth fighting for.
因为我有值得为之奋斗的东西。
Let's see who you are. I take off your disguise. And flick!
让我们看看你到底是谁。我要卸下你的伪装。吃我一弹!
You flicked too hard, dammit!
你弹得太用力了，该死！
Should we help him?
我们要帮帮他吗？
I mean, eventually. Grape?
最后再出手。要吃葡萄吗？