Kids, get the popcorn out. Let me tell you the story of the space viking, Thor Odinson.
He was no ordinary man. He was a god.
After saving planet Earth for the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey.
He got in shape. He went from dad bod to god bod. And after all that...
He reclaimed his title as the one and only Thor. Oh, spoke too soon.
The old ex-girlfriend.
What's it been, like three, four years?
Eight years, seven months, and six days, give or take.
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?
Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.
The only ones who gods care about is themselves.
So this is my vow. All gods will die.
I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
It was just my first bad guy.
Ah, you never forget your first.
You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Because I have something worth fighting for.
Let's see who you are. I take off your disguise. And flick!
You flicked too hard, dammit!
Should we help him?
I mean, eventually. Grape?