I cannot believe my eyes.
我真不敢相信我的眼睛。
I felt the same way when I first saw you.
我第一次见到你时也是同样的感觉。
Original tan, original tile, original too. What do you think, Oleg?
全部都是原创原装哦。奥列格，你觉得如何？
Nice.
不错。
"Nice"? All you got is "nice" This place was like great adventure for rats!
不错？你就这么一句"不错"吗？这里本来像是老鼠的主题公园！
They were waiting in line to bite us. Caroline, show them your bite marks.
它们还排队要进来咬我们呢。卡洛琳，给他看看咬痕。
I'd rather not.
还是不要吧。

Nice? It used to smell like the place poop comes to die. Or death comes to poop.
不错？以前这里闻起来像是屎的坟场。又或者是死亡来拉屎的地儿。
And look what we did! We created the greatest, coolest, chic-est cupcake shop, and I love it!
但你看这成果！我们亲手打造了这最棒、最酷、最潮的小蛋糕店，我爱死了！
But you know, no enthusiasm. Just a soft opening.
但也没啥激情啦。就软开幕罢了。
And, Han, this was all possible because you gave us the space rent-free.
阿憨，能有这一切也是因为你不收我们租金。
Rent-free? Now, refresh my memory. When exactly did I say "rent-free?"
什么免租？给我说说。我什么时候说过这话？
On the 27th, 4:15 P.M., you said, "I don't care about that dump, you can have it for free. Burn it to the ground, for all I care."
在27号下午4点15分，你说，"那个垃圾堆，你要免费拿去，还是一把火烧了我都无所谓。"
I knew learning English would come back to bite me in the ass.
我就知道学了英语，有一天我会遭报应。