Oy, that crew is doing a lot of damage to this diner.
Well, I'm doing some damage to this fancy french water.
150 for the floor, 20 for the napkins they used, and...
And 55 bucks for that gorgeous picture of the city. This is ridiculous.
How much longer do I have to wait to be discovered?
Do what every other American would do skip the hard work and put out a sex tape.
No, I'm gonna go out there. Where's my lipstick?
Here, hold my shake weight. And my Fresca.
Oh, hi. Who do I talk to about getting a part in this thing?
I mean, I already let the guy who puts out the cookies touch my boobs.
We don't have a guy who puts out cookies. Yo.
Okay, everybody ready! Camera up!
Oh, he looks important. Oh, no, no! Stop, stop! No! Let go!
Not the blood switch!
Someone shot Max!
Cut! Tom, get rid of Max too. Get me another girl.
Typical! Shoot on my chest and you're done with me.
Hi, you looking for a new girl?