Did you hear that? 30 years?
30 years of following his dream, and he's still broke?
Is that gonna be us, Max? Is our dream just as stupid as puppets?
Sorry, Pierre, I forgot you were here.
He's sound asleep. Three-ways really take it out of you.
Here, dress her. She has to get a cab. She'd rather sleep in her own bed.
And do you know why we're not gonna turn into him?
Because 30 years ago, when J. Petto said, "I'm gonna be a puppeteer,"
he didn't have a best friend to tell him, "You shouldn't do that. It's a stupid idea."
And unlike him, you have me to tell you when it's a stupid idea.
And I have you to tell me not to mace myself, no matter how bad I want to know how it feels.
So the cupcake shop isn't a stupid idea?
No. And it's actually starting to take off.
'cause no one embraces a stupid idea like a hipster.
But, Max, we do need insurance.
But do we have the money? No.
What are the chances someone else is gonna fall? A million to one.
I like those odds.
You know, this is a really cute dress.
Forget the dress. Look at his cute pants.
We really should give them to Han.