I was dead for sure. So I chewed the dang thing off!
Who does that? Nobody does that! You're crazy!
谁有这个胆 没人敢这么做 你真是疯了
I'm surprised you don't have one right across your face.
Butch, how'd you get your scar?
I don't know if you're ready for that story.
I can take it.
- Yeah. You got to tell him, Pa! - That's a good one!
- 你一定要告诉他 爸 - 这可是个好故事
It was 100 degrees in the shade.
I walked for five days with no water.
Then I saw it. A pretty pond.
I bent down to take a drink,
when these crocs launched out of the water.
One croc bit me on the face.
Ain't no way I wasn't its supper except for one thing,
I wasn't ready for dying that day.
I bit one croc in half, tail-whipped the other,
and the last one...
Well, I drowned that croc in my own blood.
Whoa. - Dang!
哇哦 - 太棒了