Hello. I'm calling from Max's homemade cupcakes to acquaint you with our new "Mornings with Max's" special.
No, sir, that is not what our special is.
And I haven't even done that with my boyfriend yet, so don't be rude.
Give me that phone. Ya fat, ya ugly, ya fugly.
Max, we have got to get more business going.
The money Sophie gave us to open the shop will only cover next month's rent.
Wait, we already have next month's rent? Why are we worried?
We're doing better than everyone else in America.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Prince Charming.
But, Earl, is prince charming, or is he just a diva in purple?
So psyched. Finally got a personalized hello from Earl.
He called me Prince Charming. I'm in, baby, I am in.
I wouldn't get too excited. He probably just forgot your name.
He calls every Puerto Rican guy that comes in here "La bamba."
Max's homemade cupcakes. Yes, I'll hold.
Of course we do sugar-free and gluten-free.
I'll be right back, I just gotta take this call.
I understand, but, like, how diabetic?