Here you go, guys. I'm the only waitress.
Sorry you waited longer for the burger than you did for that Cosby sweater to come back.
Max, look at my face. I'm very upset.
Is that what that means? I just assumed you were constipated.
Caroline is late again.
And she better not use your new cupcake shop as an excuse this time, 'cause sister, that crap ain't gonna fly.
First of all, stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry movie.
And secondly, Caroline's here; she's in the kitchen.
Oh, really? 'cause when I was in there, you told me she was out here. You play me, fool.
Stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry Sequel. And secondly...
I'll ask Earl. Earl... Ow!
What happened? Why did you scream?
I accidentally sat on one of my boys!
Have you seen Caroline tonight?
Of course I have, man. I just saw her go down the hall to the ladies room.
There. Happy? You've solved the big mystery, Shortlock Holmes.
Wait, she didn't pick up any of her... Caroline?
Can't talk now, Han. And how many more times do I have to ask you to fix this damn pie carousel?
I mean, the temp just isn't cool enough, and those tapiocas are gonna turn bad.
If you do want a lawsuit, just keep ignoring me.
Max, can I see you in the kitchen where I was just a couple minutes ago after I got out of the ladies room?
Yeah, get on that temperature thing.
There's so much mold growing in there that cherry pie's gonna need a pap smear.