Hey, Andy. Hi, candy.
Did you see it? Did you see the new Martha Stewart Living?
Oh, sorry, no. I still have to get through my Glamour and Modern Bride.
And I had sisters, so I'm allowed to know those names.
"A Williamsburg must-have." Nice.
You know I feel the same way about you.
Aw, cute, but it really doesn't mean anything unless it's in a blurb.
I couldn't wait to show this to you. I'm so glad you were here late doing inventory.
Yeah, you know, it's the weirdest thing.
The only thing I can't account for is one missing Elvis Pez dispenser, Max.
Um, I don't know what you're talking about, but... Thank you very much.
Can we please get back to the blurb?
Sorry. You're right. I should have made a bigger deal about it.
It's just I've been a little freaked out. We had some big drama here today.
Drama in a candy store?
Did the yogurt-covered craisins finally realize how stupid they are and commit mass suicide?
No, but seriously they pulled some bodies out of the closed-down soup kitchen across the way tonight.
So now we're completely off the blurb?
Some guys broke in. A bunch of people got shot. Apparently, it was a drug deal gone wrong.
Oh, my God. That's horrible. I know. Why can't a drug deal ever go right?
Hey, they said it was a real bloodbath.
I want to see it!
Oh, okay, so I'm closing the magazine then?