Okay, everyone. Time to dig it up what's in the Lost and Found box.
各位，又到了失物招领箱的宝物发掘时间。
If my dignity is in there, tell it I said "What up?"
如果我的尊严在里面，帮我向它打个招呼。
This is my favourite day of the month.
这是我一个月中最喜欢的日子
Oh God, I'm falling so far so fast.
天啊，我堕落得太快太深了
You haven't fallen that far.
没有这么夸张啦。
First item, a scrunchie
第一件是，发束。
I need that! Give me! I think I hit my bottom.
我需要这个！给我！我堕落到极限，该停了。
Okay, next item. A pregnancy test.
好了，下一件。验孕棒。
That's empty. What? I had two free minutes, and you never know.
那盒子是空的。看我干嘛，我有两分钟空档，有孕验孕，没孕强身嘛。

Can we move this along? I'm an old man, and I need to get to bed.
能不能快点？我年纪大了，得早点上床。
You are late to meet woman for hot date. You know it.
你是约了妹子"上床"，现在迟到了吧。还是你懂行。
A wallet and... no money.
一个钱包...可惜没钱。
What? If I was pregnant, I needed it for the baby.
看我干嘛，如果我怀孕了，我得花钱去打孩子啊。
And finally for the sixth month in a row... The wig. The wig!
最后一样，是连续六个月都有的...假发。假发！
Han, it's your turn. We have all put it on except you.
阿憨，这次该你了。除了你，我们都戴过了。
If I had to take a picture in it, you have to take a picture in it.
连我都戴过这玩意拍照了，你也得做同样的事情。
Okay, fine. Man, I'm a fun boss.
好吧。我可真是个风趣的老板啊。
Oh, sorry, sir. We're closed.
不好意思，先生，我们打烊了。
I was just checking if I left my toupee here.
我来看看是不是把假发忘在这了。
Take the picture quick.
快点拍照。