The candy man came with invitations to a party at his store.
What, you think I wasn't listening at the door?
I heard everything. All the vomit jokes. I heard them all.
Jewelry, already? Your new husband likes to throw the cash around.
He is not my new husband. And now he never will be. Ooh, bubble tape.
I finally meet an adorable, sweet guy.
A guy so sweet, the word "sweet" is next to his name on actual real estate.
And I completely destroy any chance I have with him.
You didn't destroy anything.
And it's good to let him know right off the bat that you have a gag reflex.
Oh! Oh, that's lovely. Happy Valentines' day.
I am not going to that party. I can never see him again.
Well, do you mind if I still go? Being in a candy store after midnight is on my bucket list.
Funny, I thought that was the impossible one.
You should go. Have fun.
I think you're missing out, because you two are perfect for each other. You're like Hansel and Gretel.
They were brother and sister. So?