This next act comes to us from the Motor city.
Please give it up for Mr. Darius the hilarious.
All right. How's everybody doing tonight?
Who out there has a smart car?
Because I don't think it's smart to drive a half a car. You gotta laugh.
Oh, no. I ran out of fake laughter.
Yeah, I mean, smart car. Have you seen this thing?
It's like you driving around in a backpack. You gotta laugh.
Do we? Why don't we have a smart car write some jokes for you?
Yeah, well, I can see why you would defend the smart car.
It's the only car your feet can reach the pedals in.
Yeah, but that's so true. He's very short!
As is the car. It all lines up.
Look at this gray-haired scrub, man. Apparently black do crack.
Hey, Don Kng called. Said he want his whole head back.
Max, look. Look how proud Earl is.
Hey, hey, hey, blondie. You mind not talking until I finish?
Wait, a minute. You're probably just thinking, "Oh, my god. Shoes, shoes, hairbrush, shoes."
Oh, my God. I actually was thinking about shoes!
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