Hi, I'm looking for Earl.
And no, I'm not here to return a bag of skunky weed.
Oh, my god. I'm so excited to see you.
Come on in, I'll take really, really good care of you.
Oh, you need to know I just separated from my wife, so I'm a little vulnerable.
She's not usually this nice to customers. She's just excited.
She's about to come into some lizards.
Yeah, again. I've been out the dating pool for a while,
so everything sound like a sexual innuendo to me.
He is not a customer. Look at him. Don't you see the resemblance?
Oh, my God is he your father?
Yes. He's my father. And my mother is a piece of chalk.
Daddy! Thank god, it is the one I thought. There's my little boy!