Here's what's left in the bag. Nope, sorry. I don't see your dignity.
Max, don't. Isn't it enough that I'm wearing dishwasher whites
that have been around since the invention of B.O.?
Oh, look at that, something ate right through the swiffer, and I don't think it was the bleach.
How will you ever live with the shame?
Can you believe that is the man who saved us?
Yeah, I did not see a gun coming.
I saw nunchucks, ninja smoke, maybe some hairpulling, but not a gun.
Well, good night, ladies. I thought we all acted very brave tonight. Well, some of us.
Oh, yeah, I had a trauma, and I urinated. Ha ha! That's hilarious.
Yeah, you might need some counseling.
I could drop you off at a therapist on the way to my "I was a human shield" support group.
Am I ever gonna live this down?
It happened, like, ten minutes ago. Okay, let's move on.
Oh, look, someone left a coupon for free movie popcorn.
Oh, I'd love to escape to a movie after my... Well, I'd just love to escape.
How much are movies now, like 200 bucks?
Unless you go with me, in which case, it is free.
I'll take you tomorrow. I've been sneaking into theaters since I was two.
I crawled into The little mermaid with a sack full of cheerios and a baby bottle full of diet coke.