Actually, I need two: one for me, and one for my friend Zooey Deschanel.
What? You look like her. Everybody does.
It's the least expensive look you can do and still get laid.
God, this is from storage. I haven't seen it in years.
Wow, you had all these closets, and no one in your family is gay?
Look! It's the Louie the XVI I used to have in my playroom.
My cousin Peter and I used to climb in here and play French Revolution.
I'd be Marie Antoinette, and he'd help me put my hair up in a high chignon.
Oh, now I'm feeling bad for his wife.
So where do you think the cup is?
Let's look over there. Oh, this is from the summer house.
Max, you know the expression "born with a silver spoon in your mouth"? This is mine.
Miss, do not handle that. I'm asking you to put it down right now.
Hey, you might wanna relax the attitude.
You really think my friend Jennifer Love Hewitt, international movie and LifeTime channel superstar, is gonna steal a used spoon?
Sorry, I didn't recognize you. Now I see it.
I thought I was Zooey Deschanel.
Eh, six of one. All you hollywood brunettes look alike.