Haha! Oh isn't that just the best story? Oh, man!
哈哈！怎么样，那故事巨牛吧？哦，哥们啊！
You told me to never tell that story to anyone.
你之前跟我说永远不要跟别人提这事的。
Well, what're you talking about? That's a brilliant story!
啊？你说什么呢？那故事多精彩啊！
And then you nearly walked into the canal! Has it got to that part with the boatman?
后来你差点掉沟里！说道船夫那段儿了吗？
Oh...Do you mean the story when I lost my glasses?
哦...你说的是我丢眼镜那事啊？

Yes! What story did you think I mean? Moss? What did you say? ! What did you say? !
是啊！你以为我指的是什么？莫斯？你刚才说了什么？！你都说了什么呀？！
It's all right for you two. You're used to being social piranhas...I'm a very popular person usually.
你们不会有什么损失的，反正早习惯当社交食人鱼了...可我通常人气很高的。
That girl earlier, that tried to beat me to death with her shoes, did anybody get her number?
之前那个要用鞋把我打死的女孩，你们谁知道她手机号吗？
That was a nice day the fair, wasn't it? With Brandy and Crystal!
其实去游乐场那天挺美好的，不是吗？跟小布和晶晶一起度过！
Hello I.T. ? Yeah. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
你好，IT部？好的，你试过关机重启吗？
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
你好！你好！你好！你好！