[00:01.00]She'll show up.
[00:02.66]OLDER TED: She didn 't show up,
[00:05.30]At least, it was a great party.
[00:07.90]I ate like four whole cans of dip.
[00:10.91]You always know what to say, old friend.
[00:13.91](PHONE RlNGlNG)
[00:17.51]-It's Robin. -Answer it.
[00:19.55]No, no, no, not right away. I gotta seem casual.
[00:24.12]-Hello? -I'm so sorry I missed your party.
[00:26.99]-Who is this? Meredith? -Robin.
[00:29.96]Oh, Robin.
[00:31.46]Hey, yeah,
[00:33.43]-I guess you never showed up, did you? -No, I got stuck at work.
[00:36.37]But they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.
[00:38.93]-Did he get to keep the purple giraffe? -Yeah, they let him keep all the toys.
[00:43.24]He was in there a long time and little kids have small bladders.
[00:47.71]I wish your party was tonight.
[00:51.65]It is. The party's tonight.
[00:54.15]Yeah, it's a two-day party, 'cause that's just how we roll.
[00:59.66]So if you wanna swing by, you know, it's casual.
[01:02.96]See you.
[01:07.90]-So that was Robin. -What are you doing to me, man?
[01:10.33]-I got a paper to write. -I know, I'm sorry. It's terrible.
[01:13.27]-I'll buy more dip. -Ted, Ted, wait!
[01:16.94]Get French Onion!
[01:22.91]Can you believe this guy? I got a paper to write.
[01:27.08]Okay, fine. But it's gotta be, like, super quick.
[01:30.39]-And no cuddling after. -I'm the luckiest girl alive.