10.Over indulgence is not a thing
10.过于迷恋巧克力？那都不是事儿！
Too much chocolate. What's that? You let go of control when it comes to eating these bundles of joy. And you don't regret a thing.
巧克力吃太多了！那算什么？你不仅不会克制自己，而且从不后悔。

9.You order anything at a restaurant that has the word chocolate in it
9.每进一个餐馆都会点含有巧克力这个词的东西
You start drooling over a menu that has the word ‘chocolate' in it, multiple times. You never go back to a restaurant that doesn't serve a chocolate dessert because the only fondue that matters is chocolate!
只要菜单中有"巧克力"这个词你就开始对着菜单垂涎三尺啦，不止一次欧。你绝对不会第二次去一家不提供巧克力甜品的餐馆，因为在你眼中只有巧克力甜品才能算是甜品。

8.Black or white – you don't discriminate
8.黑巧或白巧——你都来者不拒
Comparing the benefits of dark versus white chocolate, is like a dog trying to catch its own tail. It gets you nowhere. Discriminating against little white pillows of heaven is a sorry crime. Black, white, Lindt or Cadbury, they are all worth it.
比较黑巧克力和白巧克力的优劣就像一只小狗试图抓到自己的尾巴那样可笑。这一点用也没有。歧视小小的白巧克力是很遗憾的罪行。黑巧克力、白巧克力、瑞士莲巧克力或吉百利巧克力，它们都值得被珍爱。

7.You want to punch people who say, "Chocolates are not healthy"
7.对于那些说"巧克力不健康"的人，你只想给他们一拳！
Let's ponder upon the equation: Health = Happiness = Chocolate. A balanced diet is indeed chocolate in both hands, eh? Besides, try eating one when you are upset or angry. It is the voluptuous anti-depressant that makes all your problems disappear. Accept the truth people. Chocolates heal, soothe, enlighten and make everything better.
让我们来仔细看一看这个等式：健康=幸福=巧克力。平衡健康的饮食必须要两手抓满巧克力对不对，嗯！除此之外，当你沮丧或者愤怒的时候，可以试着吃一个。这绝对是最有效的抗抑郁剂，可以使你忘记所有的难题。朋友们，接受真相吧！巧克力可以治愈、缓和、开导你，并且让世界越来越美好。

6.You don't trust people who say, "I hate chocolates"
6.你无法信任一个说"我恨巧克力"的人
Did you just claim that you don't like chocolates? Either you are lying or you have a severe undiagnosed disease of the tastebuds. Go figure.
你刚刚是不是声称自己不喜欢巧克力？你要么就是在说谎，要么就是得了不能确诊的味觉疾病。去医院好好查查吧！

5.You dip everything in chocolate, because everything in chocolate is amazing
5.你会把所有吃的都浸泡在巧克力里，因为任何裹了层巧克力的食物都很惊艳。
You know that strawberries are divine when dipped in chocolate, but so are vegetables and pretzels. Yes that's right. Carrots, asparagus and broccoli taste much better when covered in chocolate. Ranch dressing can be a hit or miss, but this can't.
你深知把草莓浸入巧克力后无比美味，蔬菜和椒盐脆饼干同样如此。是的，就是这样没错！胡萝卜、莴笋和甘蓝裹了一层巧克力之后尝起来好多啦！牧场调料（ranch dressing）可有可无，但巧克力绝对不能少！

4.You insist on a chocolate cake for every friend's birthday
4.每个朋友的生日你都会送一个巧克力蛋糕
Its not a celebration unless chocolate is involved. Chocolate or vanilla or lemon, what's to think about? All other flavors can go home. You can't wait for the candles to be blown off, the birthday song to be over and the cake to be sliced into big pieces.
没有巧克力的庆祝就称不上庆祝。巧克力或香草或柠檬，还有什么好考虑的？其他的味道可以不用想了。你迫不及待地吹蜡烛，唱完生日歌后，就等着切一块大大的蛋糕啦！

3.Sharing and chocolate are two words that don't belong together
3.分享和巧克力这两词永远不会在一起
You don't have to be a mother to realize that giving up your baby is painful. Well yeah, its the same with chocolates. Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to chocolates. It is quite alright to be shamelessly selfish at times. Suggestion: find a chocolate twin when you dine to avoid uncomfortable situations.
你不想要体验妈妈舍弃自己的孩子的疼痛。是的，说到巧克力也是一样的。分享是一种关怀，但这对巧克力无效。当涉及到巧克力的时候厚着脸皮自私是理直气壮的。小建议：为了避免尴尬的处境，你可以在宴请的时候准备两块同款巧克力。

2.It is acceptable to eat chocolate at any time of the day
2.一天中任何时候吃巧克力都是可以接受的
Belgian waffle with chocolate syrup or chocolate chip granola for breakfast. Chocolate coated pizza for lunch. Chocolate fudge cupcake for afternoon snack. Dark chocolate peanut butter brownies for dinner. You are open to enjoying deliciousness throughout the day. Don't judge.
早餐吃比利时华夫饼加巧克力酱或者巧克力薯条、格兰诺拉燕麦卷。午餐吃巧克力糖衣披萨。餐后甜点吃巧克力软糖纸杯蛋糕。晚餐吃黑巧克力花生黄油布朗尼蛋糕。你有一整天都享受美味的自由。不要怀疑！

1.You have secret hideouts for chocolates
1.你有自己的秘密巧克力基地
Be it a pocket in your purse or a corner in your kitchen, you have a supply of chocolates, for emergency of course. Bonus euphoria when you find one out of the blue, in a forgotten hideout. In a world of uncertainty and chaos, if there is one thing we can count on, it is the luscious ambrosia called chocolate.
可能是你钱包的一个口袋，或者厨房的一角，你总会备好一批巧克力以防不时之需。当你在自己都忘记了的秘密基地突然找到一批巧克力的时候那种感觉十分惊喜！在这个充满变数的混沌世界，如果有什么是值得我们信任的话，那必须是满足你一切幻想的神的美味——巧克力。

翻译:瓜瓜 编辑:凯珊 来源:前十网