为什么最倒霉的总是爹，女友把男友坑进看守所，坑爹啊；半价全家桶，钱半价了吃的也减半了，坑爹啊；看着劈腿女友瞬间与别人秀甜蜜，坑爹啊；坑不完的爹，爹你还好吗？are you kidding your father?

You are kidding me! 你是在开我玩笑吗！

Tell me this isn't happening! 告诉我这不是真的！