天哪！你怎么会缺胳膊少腿呢！为啥呀？！！

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

我和医生说自己在两个地方摔断了腿，他让我以后别去那儿了...

——Henny Youngman

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