1.You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe.
2.At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have to be surrendered.
3.You will call your cat many names, but rarely the name you actually gave them.
4.You will lose a lot of sleep.
5.You will learn to hide certain objects from your cat.
6.You will spend money on your cat because you just want to show them love, but they will not care.